by The Berzerker73 June 2, 2017
Get the Christianoscopy mug.The Christian’s Against Dinosaurs intelligence test is the world’s most advanced intelligence test created by a think tank of trolls in Great Britain.
The CAD IQ test identifies and logs people on Facebook who are of average intelligence, yet who think they are smarter than they are.
Here’s how the test works: If it’s not obvious to you that the Facebook group is a troll group, then in 99.91% of cases, your IQ is below 110. But you believe your IQ is much higher than average.
The vast majority of people who fail this test are between 90 and 110 IQ. They are smart enough to know dinosaurs existed yet not intelligent enough to recognize the trolling.
In an effort to prove they have a Big Brain, they spend their time on the CAD Facebook group:
- Justifying the existence of dinosaurs, in a group where no one actually believes dinosaurs don’t exist
- Bashing members of the group, when in fact no one actually believes dinosaurs don’t exist
- “Trolling”, when in fact they are the ones being trolled.
- Repeatedly trying to shame the “dinosaur believers”, who are in fact trolls
- Bashing religion and harassing members because of their belief in God (The group’s creators are mostly atheists and agnostics, but don’t condone this behavior)
The CAD IQ test identifies and logs people on Facebook who are of average intelligence, yet who think they are smarter than they are.
Here’s how the test works: If it’s not obvious to you that the Facebook group is a troll group, then in 99.91% of cases, your IQ is below 110. But you believe your IQ is much higher than average.
The vast majority of people who fail this test are between 90 and 110 IQ. They are smart enough to know dinosaurs existed yet not intelligent enough to recognize the trolling.
In an effort to prove they have a Big Brain, they spend their time on the CAD Facebook group:
- Justifying the existence of dinosaurs, in a group where no one actually believes dinosaurs don’t exist
- Bashing members of the group, when in fact no one actually believes dinosaurs don’t exist
- “Trolling”, when in fact they are the ones being trolled.
- Repeatedly trying to shame the “dinosaur believers”, who are in fact trolls
- Bashing religion and harassing members because of their belief in God (The group’s creators are mostly atheists and agnostics, but don’t condone this behavior)
Nigel: “Christians Against Dinosaurs has such stupid members! How can you guys be to believe dinosaurs didn’t exist? Stupid Christians!!”
CAD member (sarcastically): “Big Brain over here! We’ve got a big brain!”
Nigel’s more intelligent friend: “dude… you realize this troll group is literally an IQ test right? Like, was made to create a registry of people of average IQ people who think they’re smarter than they are. I don’t think you passed the test…”
CAD member (sarcastically): “Big Brain over here! We’ve got a big brain!”
Nigel’s more intelligent friend: “dude… you realize this troll group is literally an IQ test right? Like, was made to create a registry of people of average IQ people who think they’re smarter than they are. I don’t think you passed the test…”
by Ryan82779 August 22, 2021
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The belief of God. When you are a Christian, you go to church and read the bible. Some Christians get baptized. According to Christianity, when you die, if you don't believe in Jesus Christ, you will go to Hell. If you do believe in the Lord and are a Christian, you will go to a wonderful place called Heaven where all of your friends and family who are no longer among Earth live. According to Christians, the end of the world will result in God fighting Satin, the Devil.
by The Human Being/Person December 5, 2016
Get the Christianity mug.Christianity is monotheistic religion which worships one patriachal all-powerful God. The Holy Book of Christianity is the Bible, from the greek word Biblios, which translates to 'Book', although technically the Bible is not one book but indeed 66 books.
There are many different denominations of Christianity, and it is incredibly hard to estimate how many Christians there are in the United States because there is no common belief on what defines a Christian. The most liberal view of everyone who says they are a Christian being a Christian would place the figure around 75%, whereas the considerably more conservative belief that anyone outside your own denomination is not a Christian can place the figure as low as 0.1%.
Denominations sprout from the original idea of Christianity because some phrases from the bible contridict each other, and thus to harmonise this people say phrase A is literal whereas phrase B is symbolic. However, one group might say A is symbolic, but another might say B is symbolic. Thus, there are now hundreds of different denominations preaching slightly different versions of effectively the same source material.
Unfortunately, as Christianity is the 'big' religion of the Western World, it gets a lot of negative press. However, like all groups, Christianity has the best and worst among their number. The Christians who get the most press are the ones who give the stereotypical image of never doing anything wrong, and sitting on streets shout 'REPENT OR GO TO HELL', or something similarly pleasant.
However, many Christians - most, in fact - are decent people who just want the right to practice their own religion, like everyone else (or the right to NOT practice a religion, in the case of some).
There are many different denominations of Christianity, and it is incredibly hard to estimate how many Christians there are in the United States because there is no common belief on what defines a Christian. The most liberal view of everyone who says they are a Christian being a Christian would place the figure around 75%, whereas the considerably more conservative belief that anyone outside your own denomination is not a Christian can place the figure as low as 0.1%.
Denominations sprout from the original idea of Christianity because some phrases from the bible contridict each other, and thus to harmonise this people say phrase A is literal whereas phrase B is symbolic. However, one group might say A is symbolic, but another might say B is symbolic. Thus, there are now hundreds of different denominations preaching slightly different versions of effectively the same source material.
Unfortunately, as Christianity is the 'big' religion of the Western World, it gets a lot of negative press. However, like all groups, Christianity has the best and worst among their number. The Christians who get the most press are the ones who give the stereotypical image of never doing anything wrong, and sitting on streets shout 'REPENT OR GO TO HELL', or something similarly pleasant.
However, many Christians - most, in fact - are decent people who just want the right to practice their own religion, like everyone else (or the right to NOT practice a religion, in the case of some).
by Gunther August 29, 2004
Get the christianity mug.people belonging to he group who feel the need to advertise to the whole world their "faith" with every sticker, t-shirt, and symbol they can for the sake of feeling superior to those who don't.
"Isn't God great? Isn't Christianity great? You know what...I'm great too! See my sticker? Isn't it great? Have I told you that I'm a Christian? I'm so great. Have you seen my shirt?" This person belongs to the Christianiclique.
by Sam Nau April 11, 2005
Get the Christianiclique mug.A misinterpreted, misunderstood faith. as you can see in many entries below. Christianity HAS been used to do things in "The Name of God" that God would never have wanted (ie. killing your parents, raping small children and mothers, stalkers, racial segregation etc.) But to give a perfect definition of Christianity - you would have to read the New Testament of the Holy Bible and see how Jesus Christ lived. He is the perfect definition of Christianity...afterall, that's where it all started. Before judging Christians, please meet a REAL one (a down-to-earth one) to show you what it's all about. Not with words, but in their actions.
NOT A CHRISTIAN: *Person standing on a box, screaming, "YOU ARE GOING TO HELL"*.
A REAL CHRISTIAN: A person who is humble, who shows by their ACTIONS louder than their WORDS that they have something different(Jesus).
A REAL CHRISTIAN: A person who is humble, who shows by their ACTIONS louder than their WORDS that they have something different(Jesus).
by JekkaRae July 11, 2005
Get the christians mug.The practice of Christianity lite. Believes in selective moral teachings of Jesus, and may or may not believe in the resurrection, miracles, and other traditional beliefs. Sometimes considered to be a Christian in name only.
I love teaching my Christianish friends about Christianity, because they can't be bothered with reading the bible.
I was debating a self-described Christian, when it turns out they don't believe in the resurrection or miracles so really, the are Christianish.
I was debating a self-described Christian, when it turns out they don't believe in the resurrection or miracles so really, the are Christianish.
by Wrecking Ron August 27, 2013
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