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Second Cumming of Christ

This is the catastrophic event of judgement where Jesus reveals that the last res-erection was only a pre-cumming and that only the raunchious will sexperience true salivation.
Yeah the orgy coming up is called the second cumming of christ, I truly cannot wait to attend.
by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020
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Christ zone

A phrase used to describe a relational role (a step beyond the "friend zone"), set in place by a staunchly conservative religious girl.
C-Dawg: Her friends told me she still has that flower I gave her.

J-Dawg: Yeah, she was probably like "My brother-in-Christ gave me this flower".

E-Dawg: Bro, you've been christ zoned!
by threetigers July 27, 2013
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Chrinter

The start of winter and the Christmas period.
Are you looking forward to Chrinter my lovely? Oh yes, I've got all my Chrinter shopping sorted.

'Chrinter is coming'
by thechrinterelf October 24, 2019
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Chrishelle

Chrishelle is very smart. She can have mood swings. She is good in bed. She can be nice at times. She wants to feel loved and needs a lot of attention. She would do anything for her the people she care for. She knows what it feels like when people are down. She give good advice to people in relationships. She try’s to to make people happy when they down. Don’t make her mad bc it’s very hard to make her happy again. She says mean thing that she don’t mean. She would do anything for people. It’s best to keep her around bc when she leaves she leaves. She is totally different and do what she thinks is right.
stranger: who is that

Friend:That’s chrishelle

Stranger:That’s wassam

Friend:she is different

Stranger: I want her

Friend:She is not that easy to get.
by Shelluse January 18, 2020
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Christelle

the prettiest and most down-to-earth girl you will ever meet. she is trustworthy, sweet, really smart, and will always make you smile whenever you feel down..she puts everyone else above herself cuz she cares that much! really assbad (badass) and so cool and a great friend. most of her best friends think of her as "retarded" but everyone is (in their own way) :) loves to party. daring. charming. seriously good kisser, really nice, u should get to know her!
i wish i was Christelle!

damn! Christelle is hot!
by anonymous1211 March 12, 2010
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Jesus Feathered Christ

When saying Jesus Christ isn't enough to emphasize a point, you gotta do your dizzle by throwing in a delectable adjective. "Feathered" happens to be one of the finest terms available to use.
Student 1: I know that isn't your work. You for sure made that crap up!

Student 2: What? That's my work, I brought the ruckus on this assignment.

Student 1: Please, how you finna lie to me? That isn't your work!

Student 2: Jesus Feathered Christ, it is my work! Back off!
by Hazzypoo August 31, 2013
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christ on a bike

Is an exclamation upon the sight of Jesus from Nasareth, known to Christians as Jesus Christ, riding a bicycle, bike, motorcycle, chopper or other similar means of transport. The exclamation generally indicates surprise or shock and additionally (depending on the speaker's religious views and attitude towards bikes) happiness, hope, uncertainty, frustration or anger.
Christ on a bike! What happened to your car???
by Eques October 16, 2013
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