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Also christyrranical. Any Christian who refuses to listen to outside religious views, rejects that any other lifeway or worldview could exist, that he/she is utterly and completely right about religion.
Mike wouldn't listen to Bob about Buddhism, instead Mike acted like a total christyrant. How Christyrannical of him.
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Can be used as an exclamation of surprise and/or horniness.
Can be used as an exclamation of surprise and/or horniness.
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On the final day of the Christozoic period Christosaurus did pwn all evil left in the world. With one swift movement of his rather undersized arm he did destroy the last cave n00b. With a sickening crunch he quickly disposed of the corpse by simply gesturing towards it with his magnificent claw and exclaiming "THE GAME" the corpse proceeded to flip the fuck out and exclaim that it had lost. Then Christosaurus did take the last dino-nap of the Christozoic period.
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On the final day of the Christozoic period Christosaurus did pwn all evil left in the world. With one swift movement of his rather undersized arm he did destroy the last cave n00b. With a sickening crunch he quickly disposed of the corpse by simply gesturing towards it with his magnificent claw and exclaiming "THE GAME" the corpse proceeded to flip the fuck out and exclaim that it had lost. Then Christosaurus did take the last dino-nap of the Christozoic period.
Friend 1: Dude you so owned that guy!
Friend 2: Yeah. Almost as awesome as what Christosaurus can do.
Friend 2: Yeah. Almost as awesome as what Christosaurus can do.
by FollowerofChristosaurus May 24, 2012
Get the Christosaurus mug.Kid who listens to shitty metalcore, most likely wll start a band with other kids whose parents bought them Mesa dual rectifiers and $2000 drum sets.
Lyrics are usually dumbed down to mix with the breakdowns and two-step parts of traditional metalcore.
A christcore kid is basically a kid who wants to be in a metalcore band, but doesn't want to make his/her rich parents look bad. He/she totes on about Christ, with a "metal" spice when all he is doing is looking like an idiot and spewing bullshit in order to lure in dozens of post-teenage girls to their 'intense and inspirational' display of faggotry.
Lyrics are usually dumbed down to mix with the breakdowns and two-step parts of traditional metalcore.
A christcore kid is basically a kid who wants to be in a metalcore band, but doesn't want to make his/her rich parents look bad. He/she totes on about Christ, with a "metal" spice when all he is doing is looking like an idiot and spewing bullshit in order to lure in dozens of post-teenage girls to their 'intense and inspirational' display of faggotry.
Typical christcore breakdown:
*cue stage pile
"SHOW ME YOUR FAITH!!!1!" (china crash) CHUGGA CHUG...CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUGGA CHUG...
*cue stage pile
"SHOW ME YOUR FAITH!!!1!" (china crash) CHUGGA CHUG...CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUGGA CHUG...
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