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Chrisney, Indiana

A small town in Southern Indiana known by the locals as Long Beach Chrisney (LBC). The LBC is filled with bad mother fuckers. These bad mother fuckers tend to drink copious amounts of Busch Light Beer. There have been reports of egregious whiskey drinking as well. Chrisney people are quite different from other breeds of humans. University studies have shown that Chrisney people have Adonis DNA and tiger blood flowing throughout their bodies. This accounts for their winning ways. Random urine tests have shown that Chrisney residents do indeed piss excellence among other things.
Q: Where is "God's country" located?

A: Chrisney, Indiana.
by Kraut Stain March 26, 2011
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Chrisanthos

Commonly referred to as Chris, or Hollywood Chris. A man, usually of Greek origin, that is very well-endowed. A sexy english accent is common among Chrsanthos'. He's a charming young fella but may occasionally have a douchey moment. He's quick witted and likes taking the piss. He averages about 165 pounds and is usually 100% pure muscle. They excel at games such as rock paper scissors and have a knack for picking up new things. He's confident and self assured but likes the praise of women especially those from Canada, in particular, ones named Angela of whom he longs for every night. In addition to his attractive appearance, and confident swagger Chrisanthos' can be quite sensitve, they enjoy classic films and have a soft spot for romantic tear jerkers, particularly those emotional airport scenes. This is why, when dealing with a Chrisanthos you must ALWAYS be waiting to greet them with open arms when they arrive at an airport or you will feel forever indebted to them because they have a sly way of laying on guilt trips. All in all Chrisanthos' are like needles in haystacks so when you find one...... DON'T LEAVE THEM AT THE AIRPORT!
"aww look at that hot guy waiting all alone at the airport... his name must be Chrisanthos."

You've got to see a Chrisanthos' 'package'
by angmmm February 4, 2010
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chrisanna

ain't you ever going to find a crazier ginger than a chrisanna! a chrisanna is so much fun you will probably laugh your pants off at which point a chrisanna will steal them and hide them only to be found centuries later. A chrisanna is also the name for a really witty and sarcastic reply which wll leave you reeling for a comeback! without chrisanas the world would be a dull place in more ways than one ;)
"oh wow, you're so good at chrisannas?"

"seriously bro, how do you come up with all these chrisannas?!?"
by lucielius November 25, 2013
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crishna

An amazing person inside out. He seems quiet at first but when you get to know him he da real MVP and is so jokes. The ladies love crishna. He don't know it yet, but he got bare bitches after him. He don't love to party but his friends want him to. He's a motivator, rapper, ladies man, and everything in between
Love me some crishna
by #crishna November 19, 2016
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CHRISHONDA

A woman with exceptional strength and beauty who posses the ability to persevere through any trail with grace and poise; she is fierce and she is a boss at all costs
Look at the way she carry herself...damn that's CHRISHONDA!
by MRS CUSTOMMADE January 14, 2017
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Chrish check in

When an old man books into a hotel at 10am with someone considerably younger.
Those two are here early... Must be a chrish check in
by Dutypizza October 27, 2018
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Chrissna

Name for a dragon slayer. Most sexy beast anyone will ever meet. Very bad at math but can build many Lego towers. The best kind of twerkers/booty shakers. Also can make sandwiches like no other.
Thot 1: Chrissna is so sexy I can't believe it.
Thot 2:I know right! Chrissna makes the best towers too!
by NotChrissna April 29, 2014
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