chibernate

To hibernate Chicago style. To survive the apocalyptic reality that is Chicago winter one must take aggressive measures to ensure sustenance of the soul and physical being. This entails guaranteeing you secure a Chibernation partner for nothing else other than body heat shared through prolonged snuggling. In selecting who you choose to Chibernate with you should give significant thought to the following:

Take out food preferences of the Chiberation partner in question

Suitability of the couch in the selected Chibernation location for long dormant sessions wide enough for spooning

A robust cable package including all premium channels

4x4 car

Would you like to Chibernate with me? I am looking for a Chibernation partner. Could you see yourself spending this winter Chibernating with me?

by chameleon November 4, 2014

Chriseaning

A girl who acts crazy and does outrageous things for a dude who most likely isn’t feeling her as much as she is feeling him. Basically she acts aggressive and crazy like Chrisean Rock

Ayo Mia rlly Chriseaning she beat tf out Jay’s cousin cus she thought that Jay was cheating on her with his cousin

by Munchin4life March 18, 2023

chrisell

If you ever meet a chrisell, she’s the most understanding person you’ll ever meet. She knows your problems and she’ll always be there for you. Never ever leave a chrisell alone, she’s a loyal person. You will regret losing her. She’s a kind and true friend and she’s also very lovable. Also, chrisells are very good in relationship. So why not give it a try if you ever met one.

Brandon : yo look ! It’s chrisell

Alex : I’ve dated her before she was the best ! Too bad we broke up :( I regret it

by derddyjesus June 11, 2018

Jebus Chripes

My Sabiour!

Oh, Jebus Chripes, willt thou helpst me?!

by Ram-Dawg May 4, 2004

Chrisel

A smart girl who blows your mind every time you talk to her. Don’t mess with her else you gonna regret pretty bad. Tough on the outside but a softie on the inside. Got a killer booty. Moody but with holding on ‘cause she’ll make your life better just by being in it

Tyler: Isn’t that Chrisel the chick from math

Finn: Damn son wish she was my girl

by Alexx16 June 10, 2020

Chriseli

The Best unique/prettiest person you'll ever meet in your whole entire life. The cutest person ever. She's has a loving,caring and best personality out off all. Fine too ^_^. An appreciative person. A fun person to be around.The Fuckin Best.

Chriseli? Oh the one I love?

by Anime boy April 24, 2011

chrisen

1.To ride a Motorcycle like a Mexican running from the Border Patrol with a pound of Chrystal meth, while carry guns bought from the ATF.2,To ride a motorcycle like Steve McQueen in the desert on a full moon.

Juan was chrisen last night. I was chrisen last night in Baja.

by hammerinn101 September 23, 2012