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Golden Chowder

The father of the Swedish Surprise and perverted cousin of the Golden Shower, a Golden Chowder involves a male masturbating, but when he is on the verge of ejaculation, he covers the hole of his penis with his palm, painfully damming the semen in the shaft of his member.

He then proceeds to forcefully urinate while his load is clogged in this shared track, and the two fluids are promptly released together on a waiting female partner (preferably sleeping).
What happened to that girl that passed out in Jenkin's room? Oh, i think goodz and DK are giving her a double order of Golden Chowder
Golden Chowder by papa moyer July 6, 2010
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New Orleans Klam Chowder 

Putting every bodily fluid into a woman/man then drinking the concoction out of her/his genitals with a slurpee straw.
Antonio: Hey my man how did it go with Mark last night?
Carson: We got freaky... He let me New Orleans Klam Chowder him it was radical.
Antonio: Nice!

chowderhead 

A very stupid person or someone devoid of common sense.
Tim is such a chowderhead he doesn't know the difference between his ass and a hole in the ground
chowderhead by eggplant July 25, 2003

Clam chowder box 

A women's vagina with a fishy smell
Yo that girl had a bad clam chowder box.

Boston Clam Chowder 

Performing cunnilingus on a woman after ejaculating into her vagina.
Rob came inside her, but since she wasn't done, he got down and enjoyed some Boston Clam Chowder.
Boston Clam Chowder by CBK2k7 December 10, 2008

5 o'clock chowder 

Its the creamy mess in a females panties by 5 o'clock in the evening. Some girls are prone to 5 o'clock chowder much earlier in the day. The name is derived from its male counterpart- the 5 o'clock shadow.
Megan: "Lets just change out of our work clothes and go straight to the club and find some cute guys!!"
Robin: "I should definitely shower first and get clean drawers because I have a serious case of 5 o'clock chowder going on down there."
5 o'clock chowder by WtfWBL July 27, 2018

Chowderslop 

Vigorously eating a woman out while she is dropping a deuce.
chowderslop is eating the box when she's dropping the rocks.
Chowderslop by DZTYBKMW April 24, 2011