Count Dankula

Not guilty.

Count Dankula being defined: That cunt tells jokes for FUCK SAKE!!!

by TobiasOreo May 9, 2018

chonto

adj.
1 : having or marked by great physical power.
2 : having moral or intellectual power.
3 : having or in the possesion of great resources.

1 : Chonto like bull.
2 : Kasparov simply not chonto 'nuff to tackle Deep Blue.
3 : Harvard physics best step off, Stanford theory is chonto yo!

by sampXtras August 22, 2011

rivet counter

A person who has an obsession in every small and non-important details.

Game developer: we released new tank T60.
Rivet counter: omg, there are wrong number of rivets on left side inside tank, I uninstalling game.

by Do I know him? October 6, 2011

Countdown City

Nickname for San Antonio.

Why? The area code is 210 which is a number countdown. Two... One... Zero

I'm from Countdown City!

by derek210 October 11, 2006

Counter-roasted

When you finna get roasted and you got nothing else to say, you hit them with a cheap ass line ending with the words "get counter-roasted".

Gabe: Bobbi you're actually Mousty 2.0 right now.
Bobbi: Lol no you are, get counter-roasted kid.

by Spergy Merbles November 4, 2015

counter rape

counter rape is when you are in a rape situation but in your own defends you take control and rape them back harder in an attempt to teach the rapist a lesson (don't do to others what you would not want done to your self)

Alex "what happen to you"

Carla "mike tried to rape me"

Alex " no way are you ok"
Carla "yer i pulled the counter rape and he ran away"

by oedipus ;) April 5, 2011

The Final Countdown

A song made by 80's rock band Europe. Found on the album "The Final Countdown".

The Final Countdown is the best song ever!

by BIGBALLS92 June 21, 2009