chotch

N. 1.A fat area between your genitalia and your belly button. 2.Male version of the F.U.P.A.

Charlie Weis has a huge chotch

by P. Shempp September 18, 2007

chotch

Sorry, you guys are confusing "Chotch" with dushbag ect..
Chotch is just another name for cocaine, blow, nosecandy, yolonda ect..

Who's got the Chotch?
or
Tim Allen is the Chotch-Master.
or
Damn!! this Chotch is fire.

by Chotch Guru February 25, 2004

chotch

People usually of lebanese decent who dress in black leather with button up shirts, all black, and wear boots with a buckle. Ussually found at bars.

That guy must think hes a chotch

by JJ November 13, 2003

chotch

a gay person or a dork

Rory bridges is a damn chotch

by slidendike April 08, 2003

chotch

A stupid sorority sister

Girl, why are you being such an f'ing chotch?

by SigKapK October 22, 2003

chotched

the end result of too many alcoholic beverages. can also be spelled chatched, but thats lame.

man i had like 20 appletinis, im so fucking chotched.
The other night i was so chotched, i spelled it chatched, how gay was that.

by Ryan and Jeremy September 06, 2007

Chotch

Generic, well-dressed, slightly meathead-ish dude who only cares or knows about bars, chicks, and looking good. Gel, vertical striped shirts, designer jeans, and sleek black shoes are a must. In middle school, chotches wore "No Fear" and "Coed Naked" T-shirts; in high school, white baseball caps and all Abercrombie; in college, visors, wife beaters, and cargo shorts.

Chotches are 'huge' football fans, but end up checking their cell phones more than paying attention to games on TV.
And a true chotch almost certainly received "Scarface" on DVD this last Christmas.

I saw at least seventeen chotches last night at Lucky Bar.

Drop the vertical striped shirt right now, dude, or I'm going to start mistaking you for that chotch on the Real World.

by MK January 12, 2004