Chartered Accountant

A person who is an expert in the field of Accountancy, Auditing, Taxation, Finance and Management and has obtained his professional degree through hard work and sacrifice.

Hanna : The govt sent me a notice to pay tax with penalty and interest... What should I do ?
Barbara : Oh, then you need to consult a Chartered Accountant immediately.

by HolyFuckKnuckles June 10, 2018

Chartardo

a redneck that is native to silverwood, michigan. Can usually be caught saying words that dont exhist and riding a motorcycle while wearing a snowmobile jacket and welders gloves.

I cant eaver belive what chartardo did today it was undiculous!!

by butcherbakercandlestickmaker September 4, 2009

Choital

The plural definition of a choad.

Although it is seemingly impossible to have two choads, one can have a choital.

by nappydreadz April 1, 2009

MLG chart

You have to be over 1000 points to be totally MLG.

Doritos: 300 pts

MTN dew: 400 pts

Quick scope: 400 pts

420 blaze it: 420 pts

No scope: 350 pts

See a doge: 200 pts

Own a doge: 1000 pts

Be in illuminati: 600 pts

I rank good on the MLG chart!

by Chicken mugget May 17, 2017

chortle my balls

To felate a man with such vigor and enthusiasm that one sucks his balls all the way to the back of their throat, thus making a "chortle" sound.

And if you don't like it, you can chortle my balls!

by cannonball967 May 6, 2015

Pines Charter

a school in Pembroke Pines, Florida that has received numerous bomb threats during the first weeks of school. this school not only provides you with nicotine fiends and drug dealers but also one of the worst football teams in the nation. A place where everyone swears they’ll leave but by the end of high school they are still there. Want unlimited drama from petty whores? Want ugly ass hispanic soccer boys that use you? Want girls that have sex for drugs? Then come on down to Pines Charter. Where you can find not only the worst parties in Broward but the whitest thots in Florida.

guy: you’re hot. What school do you go to?

girl: pines charter
guy: oh... nevermind

by PinesCharterisGay October 6, 2019

chartube

An empty paper towel or toilet paper roll.

Chartube is from Latin for paper, 'charta', and tube, 'tubus'.

Why do you always leave the chartube out in the bathroom? Just throw it out and put on a new toilet paper roll!

Two chartubes from wrapping paper make perfect play swords.

To make a sploof you need a chartube, dryer sheets, and a rubber band.

by neilzo June 16, 2018