chipotlerrhea

A condition in which a massive amount of feces are discharged from the bowels very frequently and in a mixed liquid and bloody form.

Joe: I had explosive chipotlerrhea after eating that burrito!
John: You better get yourself some Chipotlaway!

by drmctrollerson September 10, 2014

Chipotle Diaper

Noun. The new shape your chipotle burrito takes on when you take all the foil off early and it explodes into your bowl below, requiring you to use a fork or spoon to put all of the amazingness back onto the tortilla, and take the ends of the tortilla with your fingers to a point in the middle. When lifted by this point the tortilla resembles a diaper, and the ingredients falling out of the corners resembles fresh steaming baby feces.

Cameron: "Good job at taking the foil off your burrito too early Aaron."

Aaron: "Don't worry dude, when it all pours out I'll just make a Chipotle Diaper."

by Cwaymuh August 22, 2011

chipotle poop

The intense, brutal, and long-lasting poop you get the morning after you have chipotle. Usually starts off as one big poop, then in 5-10 minutes two or three rounds of small chunks of poop.

Derek: You want to get some Chiptole?
Freddy: Nah, I'm not in the mood to get chipotle poop.

by Aqwafor January 15, 2014

chipotlerrea

The molten explosive rectal discharge that occurs following a meal at Chipotle's. Causes include E Coli, Norovirus, or "farm fresh" fecal laced hands included at no extra charge.

Dude, I need to stop at Macy's and score some new jeans. Chipotlerrea just blew out the trou I wore to lunch.

by Burritos For Breakfast April 4, 2016

choco butter

When a nigga cums in someones ass, then they keep fucking it. After when the bitch shits the creamy brown mushy mixture is choco butter

She told me how I gave her choco butter last night.

by Dr.Charels January 13, 2018

Choco Moon

A breakfast cereal consisting of crunchy chocolate balls. Sold in Lidl stores. The packaging depicts a large chocolate moon with a strange expression. A number of "space rats" can also be seen surrounding the moon.

I would dearly love some chocolate cereal, but the Choco Moon box unnerves me.

by JohnnyNiles May 7, 2009

Chipotle Hangover

a chipotle hangover happens when you eat a chipotle burrito (mainly one that is huge and spicy) and then suffer from stomach pains and feelings of regret as you lie on your bed feeling sick. Even though, if you had the chance, you would have another.

rob: hey, wheres Dylon at?
alex: oh he's at home with a chipotle hangover from those burritos we had for lunch.

by pokAtok August 30, 2010