chooping

When Chad or Clair exchange butt-mud in, on or around each others body parts in a sexual manner.

Chad is pooping (chooping) on Clair's face.

by chaids January 4, 2009

Choops

A unexpected and forced blow job! When you don't want to give someone a blow but they force you to do it unexpectedly!

Guy#1 Hey wat up dawg!
Guy#2 Hey what up.... what are you doin?---
Guy#2 Dude I don't want to---no---help--
Guy#1 choops!!

by Cupid AKA (The Punisher) May 4, 2006

Choop

Choop means anything that is crap.

•"Just had a massive Choop"
•"You talk absolute Choop"
•"Your chat has been utter Choop-Soup"
•"Your stories are muddled like Alphabet-Choop"

by Jaffa/Jayzizzle September 11, 2013

Choop

The art of Jake Weigert, otherwise known as his personal preference of masturbating.
While he choop's he often mumbles... chpchpchpchpchp... therefore CHOOP came into our lives and our minds.
the way he exactly goes by this is he actually grips the penis with his thumb and index finger... performing such a- Grip -like hold.
Then he continues to grip his penis and stroke up and down while singing his song...
Choop choop choop, all day long
Choop choop choop while i sing my song.
Choop choop choop, it feels so great
choop choop choop its how i Masturbate

(S.T)Hey jared, did you see Jake last night.. he was trying to get gabbi and jess to totally choop him.
(jared) haha yah i saw that, what is he.. one of those gays?
(S.T).. Wha? haha .. i mean.. yah

by S.T January 13, 2008

Choop

A term used to describe a chump, who also possesses or portrays the characteristics of poop.

*while playing Call of Duty* "let's go kill these choops!"

by Lashdaddy32 December 13, 2013

Choop

Pooping on a persons chest during sex

Oh man I just chooped all over that chicks boobs

by becks77 September 30, 2012

choop log

The cross between a chode (a penis that is extremely wide but extremely short) and a poop log.

Ben: dude, kameron told me that cassie holmes loves to take it in the butt.

Pat: ew thats sick, she must always poop out choop logs

Ben: yeah dude kinda like that one guy on beerfest who played ping pong in ding dang.

by Ben crawford October 9, 2007