Wow baby linda, that was super sexy last night when you busted out that coochie swirl. I blew super quick.
by John Juggernaut September 1, 2011
Get the coochie swirl mug.1: Canned coochie is cheap pussy when you buy pussy,like from a store. Mostly used on hookers, or any hoe.
2: To be used on a girl who hasn't washed in a while,and she smells like a can of tuna.6
2: To be used on a girl who hasn't washed in a while,and she smells like a can of tuna.6
1:
Boy: *Rolls up to a shady alley way* Hey, I came here for some canned coochie,anyone wanna give me some?
Girl: $50 an hour
Boy:...More like $5,but ok.
2:
Girl: Hey babe..I'm all yours tonight~
Boy: Naw gurl,you got that canned coochie. How about wash your ass first,and talk later,ok?
Girl:....What?
Boy: *Rolls up to a shady alley way* Hey, I came here for some canned coochie,anyone wanna give me some?
Girl: $50 an hour
Boy:...More like $5,but ok.
2:
Girl: Hey babe..I'm all yours tonight~
Boy: Naw gurl,you got that canned coochie. How about wash your ass first,and talk later,ok?
Girl:....What?
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"I made her mad and I couldn't pull my dick out. She gripped it so hard until she heard it snap. So sexy with that gorilla grip coochie."
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Jaqauvies Bontevious the 3:" Don't worry bro the Coochie Man will get us out of here"
Jaqauvies Bontevious the 3:" Don't worry bro the Coochie Man will get us out of here"
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