chanquia

a sterotypical black girl huge tits and ass, but is really ugly

Look at that chanquia her ass is huge

by Deshawn Thomas November 24, 2005

Backdoor conquistador

Derogatory slang for "gay". See fudge-packer or ass bandit.

Someone told me Bruce was a backdoor conquistador.

The Giants are a bunch of backdoor conquistadors.

by Mercury1 August 8, 2005

Horny Little Conquistador

Spanish version of little man with the helmet

"The cockgobbling putah almost bit off the Horny Little Conquistador"

by Dornatio May 29, 2003

conquiefstador

16th century spanish explorer that occationally farts out of his genitalia

"Tony dont be such a conquiefstador"

by I Am The Omega February 29, 2008

Conquistador Pua

A famous pick up artist from London who has cracked the nightclub code.

Holly: I meet this guy last night in West End and he was very different from others.
Alicja: In what way??
Holly: Well we ended up taking about visual arts and being in love for the first time.
Alicja: I think you were hit on by the Conquistador Pua

by waitress who hates her job April 26, 2012

El conquistador

The one person in the world that you should never upset.

Dude don't look at El conquistador he will ruin you world.

by johnelway October 29, 2009

cornhole conquistador

An assclown. Homo erectus.

-when playing "top that"

Guy 1: But my dad is-

Guy 2: -a cornhole conquistador?

by tlet March 28, 2008