Ryan’s Chode

Young hairy Irish Code. At least 30 inches wide and a maximum of 2 inches long. Wrapped with filthy foreskin. Never meant to be used.

What is that thing?! It looks like Ryan’s Chode! Yuck!

by Jeremy Wegner May 3, 2023

gentleman's chode

a penis in which the girth or width is exactly twice the length. for example, if the penis is 4 inches wide, the chode must be 2 inches long. a person with a gentleman's chode is considered classy and nice. any other chode is said to be dirty and not wanted.

"Wow, Gunner's gentleman's chode is huge!"

by chodemaster101 October 18, 2008

Dylan's Chode

Dylan's chode is a big fat cock which he is never afraid to whip it out in random and awkward occasions, it seeks out all the girls like a homing beacon and smashes it up until it is no longer recognizable.

Dylan's chode smashed that girl up so bad she cant walk

by Johnoq111 January 19, 2011

Hammurabi's Chode

A Babylonian king known for his Chode of laws.

Dude, Hammurabi's Chode greatly influenced other chodes.

by SiggyDirt November 20, 2009

dom's chode

A dude who tries to project a dominant alpha male image in order to hide the fact he has a chode.

Jeez did you check the attitude on that guy?
Yeah, classic case of a dom's chode.

by Rudeboy1969 November 13, 2015

Cupid's Choke Hold

a sexual maneuver where the man manually closes of the womans windpipe, choking her, while his penis is inserted down her throat to it's maximum depth.

so i hooked up with this girl last night, who claimed that she lost her gag reflex, so i suggested that we try a cupid's choke hold.

by Rook Knight July 27, 2009

Chode Nugget(s)

ryan everette vining who loves a girl named krystin whos weird and renee and meghan definitely didnt write this cause that would be weird and ... mean.

that Chode Nugget(s) likes krystin whata fag.

by renayy December 5, 2007