chobix

1. French porn magazine sold particularly at newstands in Paris.
2. Any porn magazine in a foreign place or while on a trip with buddies with the intention of masturbation.

I bought a Chobix while on my way to the Eiffel Tower.

Chobix are great for masturbating to even though I can't read the words.

by banko September 8, 2008

Chodiak Island

An Alaskan island in the great Frazer Lake that is home to many grizzly bears with uncommonly large chodes.

Chodiak Island, Home of the Chodiak Bears

by Asarendt January 13, 2014

Chodistic

The act of acting like a chode. Jerk, asshole or any uncool behavior.

Wow did you see that guy barf in the magazine rack at the party? Yes how chodistic!

by Oogiesworld February 15, 2017

Chodious Bloatus

Someone who has a chode with a big ass ball sack

Oh no my erect chodious bloatus

by BRAVO_ February 8, 2018

chodie

A big fat frog lookin hoe

"Chodie's lookin pretty chode like today"

by RaePiste69 March 10, 2020

Straight Chodin'

To be a tool, to be annoying, or doing something that nobody else approves of or likes.

-"That guy stole my iPod!"
-"Straight chodin' bro."

by SimpleJack277 January 2, 2010

Chodism

the religion which includes every man with a chode. Whenever you see one of these there is nothing you can do but bow your head and feel sorry. Chodists believe in the golden chode theory of life and go to pinguis palosus every sunday (fat and hairy in latin). AJ is the chodism god, And only allows one holiday called purple-headed-sympathy in which people feel sad for the chodists and give them presents.

Dude bow your head it's a chodist!
not only a chodist it's the chodism god AJ!

by Mitch Evanier January 4, 2008