Chunky chocolate milkshake

take a steamy dump in a blender, add a little bit of milk then politely pour it into the womens vagina. Make sure the blended poop isn't blended too well so it still has its chunky poop texture. After pouring it fuck the womens pussy and get your dick covered in poop and let the women suck it off

My women said she was in the mood for a chunky chocolate milkshake so I gave her one

by robin nobin March 09, 2008

blindfolded chocolate milkshake

with a girl laying on her back, the guy puts his balls on her eyes, and positions his asshole above her mouth. the girl then inserts a straw into the mans ass, and sucks out a plethora of creamy liquid shit.

dude, sheila was craving nourishment last night, so i hooked her up with 3 blindfolded chocolate milkshakes.

by the BREWAAAAAAH August 24, 2008

Frosty Chocolate Milkshake Ending

An ending to a novel, television series, movie, or game that is extravagantly positive and where things only go right for the protagonists. Named for the stereotypical preteen novels that end in the protagonists enjoying the success of their adventure over a round of frosty chocolate milkshakes.

You know, having read Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone over again now that I'm not 9, Dumbledore turning around and congratulating Gryffindor House for everything they thought they were getting in trouble for, to the point that they won the House Cup, looks like a real frosty chocolate milkshake ending now.

by I Am Mr. Big April 22, 2009

San Diego Chocolate Milkshake

can be done with a girl you just met or a gay guy that you've had a serious relationship for 3 months. its done right after having anal sex remove your penis from the over sized anal hole and violently squeeze pudding into the anal hole and eating that bad boy with a spoon.

i just had a san diego chocolate milkshake it had 2 kinds of chocolates but one tasted funky

by sexfreak 619 February 04, 2009

brown chocolate milkshake

when u go to mcdonalds to get a choclate milk shake and ure sworn enemy is making the food.....You could be a person thats fallen victim finding out that the lumps of brown stuff in ure shake isnt chocolate

man im gonna love to see the look on that fuckers face when he relizez the brown stuff in his shake isnt chocolate

by your mom February 16, 2005

Chocolate Starfish Milkshake

The concoction that is shat out after a man cums in your ass.

He always wants to do it in the butt and then I have to go to the bathroom to dump my CSM. (chocolate starfish milkshake)

by Katie McDuh November 18, 2011

chocolate banana milkshake

the best drink ever at 12 midnight.

*blender sounds*

Richie.. what the..

*takes a sip of the chocolate bananaeey goodness* ahhhhh

chocolate banana milkshake.

*corey behind me*: why did you just write "chocolate banana milkshake?"

me: because it says i have to.

by theMadHatter May 17, 2006