When you drag you scrotum and shaft over someones head from front to back after a day or two of not showering or a day of strenuous activities. The sweat/funk converts to "gel" leaving a slight mohawk if hair is under two inches long.
My friend wanted a "stylish" hair do, so I waited til he passed out and gave this fool a Choad Hawk.
by TenFold July 18, 2009
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Ex 2: Man, I don't pay for roadside trash pickup! I just dump my garbage in my neighbors cans after they put them out by the road! Preneu that!
Ex 2: Man, I don't pay for roadside trash pickup! I just dump my garbage in my neighbors cans after they put them out by the road! Preneu that!
by Randy Macho Man Savage August 24, 2008
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(n.) a despicable person, especially one who is short and fat, much like a choad, a short, fat dick. Choadstoolism may be associated with short man's disease.
That anus up in human resources is a fucking choadstool: four-foot-nine, 200 pounds, and all of it complete, festering dick.
by Blenderhead91 April 8, 2009
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by Samwide the Tiger December 3, 2003
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Similar to a stamp collection... but its sperm.
Similar to a stamp collection... but its sperm.
by Nesnah February 12, 2009
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Choad lover is one who just can't get enough choads.
Choad lover is one who just can't get enough choads.
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