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1) An angry, bloviated, overweight, purulent, and vindictive man.

2) Someone you vote for when there are no better options available.

3) A person elected to office when ‘Mickey Mouse’ or ‘None of the above’ is not an option on the ballot.

4) The perceived lesser-of-two-evils.

5) A person who appears to change his position after he’s elected to office.

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1) I don’t like listening to Rush Limbaugh because he seems to be such a Christie!

2) I wasn’t going to vote because all of the candidates suck; however, I’d better pull a Christie.

3) The only reason that Christie over there got elected was because our state doesn’t allow a ‘None of the above’ option.

4) I know what we have is not good so I’ll take my chances with that Christie over there.

5) It seems that most people you vote for, will do a Christie after they are elected.
Christie by studmoose March 14, 2011
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Christie Alyce Phillips 

Find someone like Christie you could never be any happier.She is truly amazing and couldn't live life with out her she cares for you more than you know but you will never really no how much.forever
Christie Alyce Phillips
She is funny,cute,hot,attractive literally the most sweetest-nicest chick you could ever meet and makes your life million times better.If you get the chance to meet someone such as her i suggest you treasure it with all of your heart and keep it forever :P
Christie Alyce Phillips by JayfK December 11, 2010

Matt Christie 

Hot, amazing,sexy, awesome sex god from mars
He loves everyone and has an amazing style
Matt is a shorty and always laughs
he is a great person so just shut up ya homo!
Awe Yeah Matt Christie ya!
Matt Christie by Iluvya1995 January 13, 2011

Wedge Christie 

A slutty girlfriend who sleeps with all your friends and videotapes it, for post session MA. Much like a group of trainee ski instructors who perform Wedge Christies in a large group, in public, whilst watching each other and also videotaping it for MA.
Ski instructor trainer: "Hey have you tried wedge Christie?"

Trainee:"oh yeah, we all did one after another, yesterday."
Wedge Christie by Hs300 November 28, 2013

Nagatha Christie

An old nag; when Linda Belcher was being annoying, Bob called her Nagatha Christie

Christien 

The most amazing guy you will ever meet. All the girls want him and and guys want to be him. He is very faithful and would never cheat on the one he loves. He only wants to be trusted and told the truth. He would do anything for someone who matters to him.
All the boys are jealous of him! Well obviously, it's Christien!
Christien by youreamazing<3 January 5, 2011

Bragatha Christie

When someone boasts and brags about themselves so arrogantly that they should karmatically be a victim in an Agatha Christie story.
The way he continues to gloat about himself like he isn't flawed just shows how much of a Bragatha Christie he really is.