child molester, pedofile, person with an unexplained attraction (fetish even) towards toddler toys and appliances
by Leotard January 18, 2008
Get the ChiMomug. 1) Slang for child molester. Used to describe a creepy person or car.
2) Used to describe someone dating another person significantly younger than them.
2) Used to describe someone dating another person significantly younger than them.
1) Person 1: Where did you park?
Person 2: Next to the white chimo van.
Person 1: Dont get raped when you go back to your car!
2) Person 1: Demi Moore is way too old for Ashton Kutcher!
Person 2: You can say that again! She is such a chimo!
Person 2: Next to the white chimo van.
Person 1: Dont get raped when you go back to your car!
2) Person 1: Demi Moore is way too old for Ashton Kutcher!
Person 2: You can say that again! She is such a chimo!
by A. Nelprobe September 20, 2010
Get the Chimomug. "We need to fix that bend in our blinds so people in the pool dont think we are watching them through our chimo blinds."
by Salleone August 4, 2009
Get the Chimo Blindsmug. Dude, Corey totally drives a chimo van... and molests little helpless children (usually asian or disabled).
by JohnnyEf April 5, 2005
Get the chimo vanmug. A Pervert. A registered sex offender. Anyone who molest a child,woman, or man. A person(s) who can't get a man or woman, so they have to take it.
A Chimo(s) is a person or persons who stare for an extremely long time and have unpure thoughts about that person, at you or even your son or daughter.
by I HATE Chimos!!!!!!!! November 3, 2009
Get the Chimo(s)mug. Much like a dog whistle, however a chimo horn is used to locate child molesters. The mechanism resembles an air horn which emits a blaring rendition of The Entertainer that is only audible to child molesters.
This will of course be invented in the year 2037, during the United States' War On Chimos.
This will of course be invented in the year 2037, during the United States' War On Chimos.
Person 1: Oh Christ, the ice cream truck's here!
Person 2: What the fuck are you talking about? I don't hear shit.
Federal Agent: Busted, chimo!
(Federal Agent and Person 2 throw their arms over the other's shoulder, and give a hearty thumbs up.)
Federal Agent & Person 2: Thanks, Chimo Horn!
Person 2: What the fuck are you talking about? I don't hear shit.
Federal Agent: Busted, chimo!
(Federal Agent and Person 2 throw their arms over the other's shoulder, and give a hearty thumbs up.)
Federal Agent & Person 2: Thanks, Chimo Horn!
by The Rory September 9, 2008
Get the chimo hornmug. When the man drove by in his chimo van, he solicited us with puppies and candy with the hope for us to get in the back for a ride.
by Ivanna Humbaflot July 3, 2006
Get the chimo vanmug.