chilly willy wumpkins

Very cold weather. An expression popularised by minor internet celebrity and UK top 5 music artist Kunt and the Gang

Brrrr, it’s chilly willy wumpkins out there!

by CornhoIio February 10, 2021

chilly willy wumpkins

Very cold weather. An expression popularised by minor internet celebrity Kunt and the Gang.

Brrrr, it’s chilly willy wumpkins out there!

by CornhoIio February 10, 2021

the chilly willy effect

The mind's inability to accept the impossible in fiction.

"There's NO WAY that LITTLE PENGUIN can stomp that HUGE DOG into that TINY CAN! NO WAY!!!" exclaimed Connor (patient zero of the Chilly Willy Effect)

by Organboy November 4, 2013

chilly willy girl

a girl who feigns sickness and/or poverty to gain an advantage.

She is such a chilly willy girl, calling in sick and crying to get off work and to go out and party.

by mlb10 December 8, 2009

Chilly Willy

When a partner does not know what a blow job is, so they literally blow on your penis, hence making your penis "chilly"

"man Mildred had no clue how to give head, so she gave me a chilly willy"

by Analtickler September 5, 2016

Chilly Willy

The single greatest feeling of pure adrenaline, induced through the snorting of vodka up one's nostrils. May get you intoxicated quicker and with greater effect.

Friend: Bro have you ever done a chilly willy?
You: No, what's that?
Friend: *proceeds to snort vodka and go batshit crazy*

by Chillawilly July 14, 2019

Chilly willy

When you have sex in snow you pull out and scoop some up with your penis on the way back into a woman's vagina

Last night I had sex outside in the snow and gave my girlfriend a chilly willy

by EvilArcher December 13, 2022