Cheesed

The act of being mad, angry, pissed, or let down.

Four main levels of cheesyness
1. Cheddar
2. Parmesan
3. Mozzarella

4. American

Bob- "Hey john I cant come over now."
John- "Wow, im cheesed."

by Joesmo521 September 21, 2017

Cheesewipe

When a man loves a woman also a man . This is called cheesewiping. You can cheesewipe all over the floor and sometimes on another mans face.

Oh dude im so cheesewiping with my wife

i cheesewiped all over that guy

god i wish you would cheesewipe me right now

we're gonna cheesewipe in the moonlight

by Cheesefuckaaska March 30, 2009

Cheesedicking

verb - To spend all of one's time with their girlfriend thus neglecting their friends. To increasingly blow off your crew to engage in meaningless activities such as pillow talk, excessive cuddling/sex or other related actions.

Bro- Hey where's Dennis ?

Other Bro - He's with his new girlfriend...Again.

Bro- Man, I havent seen him in weeks...

Other Bro- Yeah, his cheesedicking knows no bounds

by The Arkansas Gypsy February 8, 2010

cheesewilly

The act of "wet willying" someone, except using liquid nacho cheese, as opposed to saliva.

"Guys, I totally pulled a cheesewilly on Pryce!"

by talljord May 8, 2008

I'm cheesed

A phrase to express how upset you are. Usually used in a playful but sincere way.

"I'm cheesed. The coach made me run three extra laps when I did nothing"

by Ryarissa Shipper August 23, 2018

cheeseism

a wonderful religion that worships cheese....we're better than broccolism!

mana:Whats your religion
kat: CHEESEISM...fa sho home slice

by cheeseism November 30, 2006

Cheesewiring

Cheesewiring is what happens when a pubic hair becomes painfully entangled in one's foreskin, creating a horrible pinching effect, much like a significantly less extreme form of cutting cheese with a wire. It really fucking hurts.

Example: "I let me pubes grow too long and straggly, now I regularly suffer from cheesewiring. Kill me now, Stanislav."

by WHB October 28, 2006