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Cheeseless Rice

How to swear without offending believers of Jesus Christ.
"Cheeseless rice, I am going to get written up again!"
by Kosher Kurry February 13, 2013
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Cheesemas

A very important holiday celebrated on the 18th of December every year to celebrate the meaning of life (CHEESE)don’t ask why cheese is the meaning of life if you have to ask you will never know
Hey cheesemas is next week are you excited

What’s cheesemas

The most important day of the year
by EvaLovesToDraw June 14, 2020
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cheeseism

a wonderful religion that worships cheese....we're better than broccolism!
mana:Whats your religion
kat: CHEESEISM...fa sho home slice
by cheeseism November 30, 2006
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dirty cheesesteak

Barles you've got one dirty cheesesteak!
by Alottaf Agina and Ama Weenar January 1, 2009
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Cheesebus

1. A schoolbus, usually a really shitty one with an asshole driver.
2. The most common mode of transportation for SWB students, followed closely by the Shitty Bus, the DerFuhrerMobile, and the Heel-Toe Express, since SWB spends all its money on piss-yellow printer paper and hush-money to keep half its teachers from being fired.
3. Utter and complete dogshit.

Word originated from the fact that the bus is the same color as the anemic American Cheese that's made in Sri Lanka and served in SWB school lunches along with plenty of Man Mayonnaise and Corpse-Eating Rat meat.
Mark: We better get on the cheesebus so we won't miss gym class and have to get more porn for Stiffen's Armada to graduate!

Me: I fucking hate gym class! All it is is Kool-Aid and Windbag making bullshit calls about the gradeschool games Stiffen came up with for us to play so he could sell bootleg tapes to the Cyborg Businessman! That and Blubbernaut and the Fat Guy trying to kill me with dodgeballs and cornhole you and That Mofo Pooh!

Gherel: It also sucks that our school is supposed to be one of the best in the city, yet we can't afford our own gym or even computers that aren't either factory rejects or filled with Soviet Schoolgirl Porn! Oh well, at least we get to make fun of Flowers when she comes on to Mr. Bus Driver.

Me: Yeah, I guess there's that...
by Jack D. Ripper July 29, 2004
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A special burger served with fried egg and cheese
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Eggers Can't Be Cheesers Burger, you should try it!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018
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holy ravioli cheesesus christ

like jesus christ but made out of cheese

he does gooda things for the Penicillium people
-man1- you gots the monke drip drip

-man 2- holy ravioli cheesesus christ of marrys asshole
by monke drip boi January 19, 2022
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