Creepersaurus rex

A person who is beyond creepy, like a creepy dinosaur (such as a T-rex). They are very strange, weird, bizarre, uncomfortable, and are usually very much unaware of it. A Creepersaurus rex will exhibit inappropriate behavior, such as stalking, demonstrating mental breakdowns on social media, or worse.

Teacher: This former student of ours posted pictures of my colleague on her Facebook cover photos without his knowing and she totally came off as a Creepersaurus rex. Stay clear of her.
Colleague: Omg... Yikes! The zoomed in photo sure didn't make it any less creepy, huh...

by LingDanc803 April 21, 2021

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Creeper Complex

a type of complex where a person makes everything more awkward than it is, calls everyone a "creeper", has shitty social competence, and snubs people that are different from them. It's not that other people are weird, they just freak out at everything and make situations more tense than they really are.

At a popular beach resort, two girls are posing for a photo taken by a third girl, standing a considerable distance apart. A man lingers between them, on his cell phone, unaware that he is standing in the way. They hesitate for a moment before asking him to move, in which he apologizes as he moves out of the way. Afterwards:
Girl 1: OMG, that guy was SUCH a creeper!
Girl 3: ... ? No--he was just on the phone and he couldn't tell that he was in the way. You and you're god-damm creeper complex need to calm the fuck down.

by GatorFan87 July 2, 2009

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Myspace Creeper

(Noun) 1. A person who frequents your Myspace account on a daily/weekly basis. 2. A person who is capable of recalling the pictures you have posted, recent comments, captions, Etc. 3. One who knows too much personal information about your Myspace, possible only from mass amounts of time viewing it.

1. My tracker says that Jim looked at my Myspace every day this week. What a fucking Myspace Creeper!
2. Boy: Hey! Your the girl with that picture of yourself in a bathing suit on your Myspace!
Girl: Yeh whatever you say Myspace Creeper.
3. Charles knows everything about her myspace. He's a goddam Myspace Creeper.

by Jim Nantz December 9, 2008

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cheeser

(noun) All encompassing term used to describe various types of low-life individuals. Probably the primary type of loser this word is in reference to are individuals who put forth little if any effort in bettering their livelihood and the livelihoods of their immediate family and those around them, but would rather rely on their country's government tax dollars to finance their way of life, specifically people who draw/collect a check every month. The basis for the word and it's association is thus: Once upon a time, esp where this writer is from, food commodities where given out to lower income families, one of which were great big blocks of government cheese....in a few words....THE BEST GODDAMN CHEESE YOU WILL EVER EAT IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE OR IN THE NEXT.

Luther was without question the epitome of a cheeser. At thirty years old he had already sired thirteen children, nine of which he had anything to do with, but managed to draw food stamps off of every one if them. He's banned from every single store in town due to him suing for various fictitious claims about injuries. He knows about and is familiar with every chow line and soup kitchen around. If he is somehow able to finagle anyone out of any amount of money they should consider it gone for good.

by Nikki Stixx December 11, 2020

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Creeper Van

Those scary vans that pedophiles and rapists like to drive. They are often used to transport groups of people or equipment, but can also be used by weirdos to kidnap and rape people in the back. They are often, but not always white and the weirdest ones don’t have windows in the back.

Why is that creeper van parked at a school?
Stay away from that creeper van! Who knows who's driving it!
Don't buy a creeper van if you don't have to because it makes you seem weird.

by Anti-Creeper June 28, 2011

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