Ched

The sound a sick shot in lax, soccer, etc. makes when it strikes the net. Usually only applies for top corner or top "ched" shots. The noise is most evident when the seam is hit on lax nets.

That shot was some fine ched

by Chedseeking April 27, 2011

Ched

A ched is the ultimate human being and cannot be surpassed in anything he does. He also has a big dick

Damn is that Ched?

by C39248 December 15, 2018

Cheds

A title given to a friend in lieu of bud, bro, brah, pal, son, dog, etc. Originating from the 17th century custom of referring to one's close personal acquaintances as "My dearest Chedwick".

"Yo Cheds, you seen Mikey around? I think he may have shit in my laundry hamper."

by BrobeansBaby January 05, 2012

ched

Money. Short for cheddar.

Gimme some ched, I need some eats.

by Bubbas World September 22, 2007

Ched

Noun- a word that has been so poorly misspelled or mistyped that it has passed into nonsense

My friend recently mispronounced salmon and it became ched

by pattiecakes May 16, 2010

ched

A person in possession of both an abnormally prominent chin and forehead (CHin + forehEAD=Ched) The individual typically resembles an extraterrestrial life form, especially when combined with almond shaped eyes and/or wrap around sunglasses. The Ched's natural habitat is in the McDonald's kitchen, where he works to support a drug habit and/or pregnant underage girlfriend.

Mike: Dude, you could project a movie on that guy's forehead
Steve: Yeah his chin is shaped like an ice cream cone
Bob: Guys, he's a ched.

by john duffy October 17, 2005

Ched

The strip of skin from the ballsack to the anus

My ched is sweating...

by SoggPistachios July 13, 2011