Two Check-Out Laugh

The occurence of a two check-out laugh is when two men are checking-out the same girl and catch each other.

Guy1 oooh look at those lumps
Guy2 mmmh I'd tap that
Guy1 Is that guy checking out the same girl
Guy2 Hey wait a minute is he?
All HAHAHAHAHAHA lol
Two Check-Out Laugh

by Abidjan September 28, 2008

Check out

To shit ones self

By the time the bathroom became free,I had already checked out.

by Scott McMaster V November 10, 2003

Check out my deck

Aussie saying which means come around to my place so we can have a few froffies on the back verandah

Oi robbo ya cunt, have seen you in a while old mate if your not doing anything this weekend come check out my deck,

No worries jonesy I'll bring the froffs

by PostmanTazz February 22, 2017

Check-out Line

The place where you bitch, moan and cry to the unsuspecting checker who's just trying to provide you a service. You shouldn't do this as usually they don't care about what you're about to say to them about your guacamole jar being out-of-date. They just want to know if your day was alright and if your shopping experience was fine. In all cases, they can just call someone to get you a new one. Be polite please, and learn what the check-out line is actually for: to pay for your products and get them bagged in an orderly fashion.

"Aw man, are we going to the check-out line?"
"Yes, so we can get our stuff checked-out in a decent manner."

by It'sme33 July 23, 2016

self check-out

When someone credit card swipes or scratches their ass and then smells it.

The girl on the subway platfrom this morning chose the self check-out. She scatched her ass, then sniffed it. we made eye contact and she the she dove into her shame hole.

by slobby1 October 26, 2011

check out dork

Those people who have the uncanny ability to select the only items in the store with no price tags or scan bars necessitating a price check on every item they've purchased thus clogging up the check out lane.

That check out dork was getting some pretty dirty looks from the people behind him in the check out line.

by wolfbait51 October 13, 2011

check-out Separators

Those small separator beams at the check-out.

"come on! You forgot the separator!"

"Can you grab the check-out separators?"

by Thor Prit gut December 1, 2016