Checkout-gasm

Term for resellers who successfully copped/secured a hype pair through a fcfs (first come, first serve) release mechanic. The feeling is quite similar to having a high like an orgasm but a bit more subtle and without the mess

Person A: Man, felt that sweet Checkout-gasm when I copped several pairs of Yzy quantums. Imma be friggin rich #hustlelife #respect

Person B: Bro those are bricks you idiot

by gonxfreecs99 October 20, 2020

checkout time

refering to the time you die.

it's been a long haul and i'm about ready for checkout time.

by pussy bee December 24, 2021

Checkout Stick

A stick used to strike vicious, unleashed dogs when they approach you on the beach.

“See this checkout stick? I’m going to use it to check your dog out of this world if you don’t put it back on the leash. Yuppy.”

by Lord Hobo December 30, 2021

Self-Checkout Theft

I have (on 2 separate occasions) ALMOST committed...

Hym "Self-Checkout Theft... I was high both times... And I have ADD... And I rang-up all of my items... And got distracted by a thought (probably about THIS or something peripherally associated to THIS)... And then I just grabbed them and walked away... And BOTH TIMES... I got to the door and realized that I... Just haven't been paying attention to what my body has been doing for the last 60 seconds and was like 'Oh, shit, wait.. Did I pay for any of this? Oh no! Did anybody see that, shit!' And I know for a fact... That if anybody DID see me... They would think that I was going to steal the shit but I chicken out at the last minute but THAT ISN'T WHAT HAPPENED, I SWEAR! If I wanted to steal from a Walmart I would do it with confidence and get away with it BECAUSE I'M A GENIUS!!! But no... I just forgot... I ate some edibles before going to the store... And, you know... Oops."

by Hym Iam March 27, 2024

Check out the garden

Euphemism used for the act of a middle aged man lustily checking out his young neighbor .

John: There's Melanie from across the street. I'm going to check out the garden.

Scott: Sick fuck

by Genitalien August 1, 2020

Show Up, Shut Down, Clock In and Check Out.

This phenomenon describes how some people react to undesirable and uninspiring work situations. This phenomenon is mainly applicable to people working boring, mindless jobs, most of whom perform rote work -- e.g., data entry -- or are paid simply simply for their presence -- e.g., a booth attendant. Activities that constitute 'shutting down' and checking out' include: napping, reading, sending excessive/unnecessary text messages, and listening to one's iPod.

Elliott: I'm surprised Tom hasn't gotten more sleep today -- doesn't he have to work the graveyard shift tonight?
Mark: Yeah, but remember, he's a booth attendant in the middle of the night...he's just going to Show up, Shut down, Clock in and Check out.

by paradigms October 23, 2009

check out

To physically leave a place due to hopelessness, or mentally remove oneself from a situation due to frustration or lack of interest.

When there is blight as far as the eye can see, it's time to check out.

by Nurse_Midlo February 12, 2015