rusty chainsaw

Similar to the Vulcan, and the shocker. The rusty chainsaw is the act of penetrating a womans' anus with the entire hand very rapidly. The remnants left on your hand after the act give the "rusty" appearance.

My wife pissed me off the other day so, as revenge when we were going at it doggystyle I gave that bitch the ol' rusty chainsaw. That's why I'm staying in the hotel tonight.

by Smittay September 26, 2007

Flabby chainsaw

Yarding anal beads out in a quick jerking motion like starting a chainsaw.

Gave her the ole' flabby chainsaw last night and she damn near cried after she reckoned

by Chainsawer August 29, 2016

Brazillian Chainsaw

A Brazillian Chainsaw, is when you find a fat girl, take her home, put a double dildo in her for 5 days let her shit and piss in your mouth feed it to her, and then let her shit it all out.

Hey don, why the fuck are you so smelly, Oh I did a Brazillian Chainsaw with my bitch.

by Black Kid Sensation January 18, 2021

Dirty Chainsaw

When a novice anal bead user pulls the string of beads out too quickly as if he were trying to start a chainsaw, thus causing the women to poop on his chest.

Eddie: how did your date go with Juanita?

Alex: I didn't know how to use the anal beads and I pulled a dirty chainsaw.

by Puff Jr. and Pickels October 2, 2008

Chainsaw

Thing you use to kill zombies.

I know I guy who chops up wood with his chainsaw. Idiot.

by Phantom Definition Writer October 29, 2005

Alice in Chains

1. See heroin.

2. A BDSM sexual fantasy.

1. 'Used to be curious/now the shit's sustenance.'Alice in Chains, 'Hate To Feel'.

2. 'If I knew any hot girls called Alice, I'd so do that.'

by DarkDecapodian January 16, 2009

tennis chains

Tennis chains are a type of men’s chain that are typically thin, long, and are often filled with diamonds, making them significantly brighter than the average chain or necklace.

Got 'em tennis chains on and they real blingy (bling)

by thegoldendictionary June 8, 2018