charley garrett

Very strong man who don’t take shit from no one. Charley has a massive penis and will stop at nothing for world domination he also has has a very beautiful girlfriend

“Ayyyyyy boyyyyy what you doin”

“Nothing much just squishing mice with my bare hand”
“Oh yeah that’s pretty cold you remind of Charley Garrett”

by Father of fun February 17, 2022

chatty charley

Asshole who talks nonstop but tells a woman she talks too much.

Did you hear him tell me to shut up!? Mother fuckin chatty charley...

by Double standard February 24, 2014

James Charley Horse

A James Charley Horse is a cramp in your lips, usually from holding your lips in a weird position.

I got a James Charley Horse from waiting for you to take the picture!

by the lip expert May 2, 2019

Charley

The best boyfriend ever, is attractive, sweet, caring, giving, and everything you could ask for.

"Man that guy is so nice to his girlfriend"

"Yeah he's such a Charley"

by BIWLZ November 24, 2009

hot charley

When you're hitting a girl from behind, leave for a second to somehow heat up your dong, and then return to stick it in her butt. It's customary to yell "Hot Charleys for everyone!" right after this.

P: Why are you wincing?
M: I steeped my penis in hot water too long and burnt it. Hot Charley!

by ohmygodeverynameistakenalready January 2, 2008

Charley Gordon

Noun. Someone who gets laughed at a lot and he thinks hes funny but hes really not. (havier)

Looks like someone pulles a CHARLEY GORDON.

by ottmers January 22, 2005

Charley Brown

You take a shit out the car window while someone is driving so that the car in back of you gets crap all over there car.

Driver: Yo that car in back of me just flicked me off
Passenger: dude u want me to charley Brown him

by Rager10 May 2, 2012