chapped up

Messed up, ruined, or worn out.

oh shit i fell in the grass wit my white tee and now its all chapped up!

by xxnickpwnsxx July 23, 2007

Chapped Gap

n.) A chaffing of the thighs primarily located on the upper region of the legs where the legs meet the torso. It is caused by friction from the rubbing together of fat peoples thighs.

Harry rubs a glob of vaseline on his taint every morning. Eventhough he feels like he shit himself for the first few hours of the day, at least he won't get chapped gap.

by John Stone Productions October 17, 2008

Chocolate chipples

Brown nipples that closely resemble chocolate chips.

She's dressed up as a chocolate chip cookie for Halloween and just cut out holes around her chocolate chipples for the chocolate chip part of her costume!

by Swagsterray August 6, 2016

Mad finna chapped

Some stupid shit Zach said a few months ago. Meaning really angry.

On an anger scale of 1-10, “mad finna chapped” is anywhere between a 7 and 10; although in rare circumstances, it can mean 11.

“Bruh I’m mad finna chapped, my cousin’s boyfriend stole all the sandwich meat again.”

by Stupid shit from Canada April 17, 2019

Chappell

this clan has been rouge mercanaries for years. since the origination in africa their family have spread far and wide. each major war in history has had their name come up at least once or twice. do not mess with any of this clan. even the weakest member is capable of taking on ten armed men and coming out unscathed. best bet with fighting them is to catch them while they're off gaurd. most likely when they're in a coma. in other words, you have about as much chance beating Chuck Norris than a two year old in this clan

guy 1: I do believe we're fucked

guy 2: why?

guy 1: they sent Chappell's

guy 2: who's up for suicide?

by hope they don't find me July 18, 2011

Dave Chappelle

Dave is the God of comedy. Do you know why? Cuz he's from the streets bitch!

"Man white people are gonna freakout when they find out what skeet means. And when they do it will be like:
Oh my god what have we done"

by Midnight November 29, 2004

Chappelling

(verb) - Having anything and everything go wrong at the most inopportune of times. One may say that they're "really killing it right now, guys" or that "this is fine, everything is fine" when it is indeed the exact opposite.

You know you're Chappelling pretty hard when you go to start a timed quiz on your labtop for pharmacology and your charging cord lights on fire.

by TheERSlimShady October 5, 2016