Chaps

A severe punishment. Occurs when a male human slaps another living being around the face with his penis a number of times to rectify their misdoing/s.

<Starbucks>
Pete: <spills coffee>
Carl: You daft oaf, you have wrecked my evening!
Pete: How dare you offend me in such a public manner! Do you want Chaps?!?!
Carl: I'm sorry Peter! Forgive me! PLEASE!
Pete: Its Chaps for you my friend. Kneel before me and receive the cleansing of your being.

by Slow_Hands January 23, 2005

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Chapped

1. Having no money 2. uncool 3. ugly 4.disrespectful 5. generally undesirable

" Nigga your ol lady is chapped."

" I gotta find some ins im booku chapped."

by Lyrical_Beast September 08, 2009

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our own london(uk) slang for silver braceletz!

"fuck,u got sum nang chapz"

by red-eye July 24, 2004

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Chap

A physical and public humiliation defined by a light tap to the back of the neck originating at Arvin High School. A successful chap is characterized by a faint, but very distinguishable smacking sound, followed by laughter among those present.

It may also be used to describe an object that is sub-par, un-cool, stupid, or of poor quality.

One may precede a chap by saying the following:

"That's a chap"

"CHAP!"

"That burger was a chap!"

"Don't make me chap you!" (As a warning)

by Logos et arma January 07, 2011

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“Chapping” “Chap” or “Chapstick” is when a person is being irritating or overly themselves to the point that it annoys other people or is really funny

“Hey matt who you feeling?”
“Ah not the best, zack has been chapping hard the past few days and I have a horrid headache.”

by BigGoose69 December 25, 2018

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