Chasterbate

Produce sexual orgasm by manual stimulation of genitals in a
deliberatly detached and non-overtly sexual manner.

Chasterbation
Chasterbatory

"I was horney as hell but the wife was having none-of-it so
I decided to surreptitiously chasterbate after I thought she
was asleep."

"It is my opinion that chasterbation and T.V. watching are
closely related activities."

"The inventor of Chasterbatory toys would make a fortune
selling them for use at sperm banks and other places where
the clinical production of fresh sperm samples is required."

by Sean the Snorf Dude September 14, 2008

chumster

What you call a chum dumpster, girl or guy that you chum in.

Becky is such a chumster, I unloaded my bucket of chum into her

by oGuiZz_ June 10, 2017

chausterized

Cheesy, as in of a corny nature or

Man, that joke was so chausterized; did you get that from a book?

by Andrew Shiovitz February 25, 2008

Chaster sauce

when you try and fart but you end up crapping your pants just a little bit.

Dude when I got up this morning I thought I had to fart but I Chaster sauced.

I'm afraid if I try and fart I will Chaster sauce.

by G-vagas November 3, 2010

chasterboop

Performing the 3 major recreational activities at one time. Included: chewing tobacco, masturbating, and taking a poop.

"Dude I was so hungover yesterday I could barely even chasterboop."

by tony scotti March 30, 2011

Cramster

A person for whom the act of cramming is not merely an attempt to obtain large amounts of knowledge in a short time, but a lifestyle.

person 1: Hey, is Leeroy gonna be at the party?
Person 2: No, he's staying in, he's such a cramster!!111ONE OMFG

by Bopium May 25, 2007

Chavster

A total faggot who isn't sure whether he's a gangster or a chav, therefore he listens to both types of music (Rap & MCing) when necessry in order to fit in with the pack. Also could be a term for loner, who would do anything to fit in and make friends.

"Hey, look at that loser, he thinks he's so cool listening to that chav crap."
"I'm sure he was listening to fiddy yesterday in the ghetto."
"What a chavster!"

by Nerd. December 31, 2007