Bachelor Chalice

n. Any sort of improvised drinking implement, such as an old Flintstones Jelly jar, primarily used by bachelors who would have no need for class or finesse.

"Went over to Bud's the other day, and the guy offered me a margarita in a Bachelor Chalice."

by Dick Danger the Magnificent November 30, 2009

poison chalice

To receive something that seems fantastic or a real opportunity at first, but ultimately ends up sucking or causing damage to the recipient.

Joey passed the ball straight to Tim in front of goal microseconds before Tim was spear tackled by six defenders rendering him unconscious. Joey really passed him the Poison Chalice!

by Too much make up. October 13, 2015

Chalice of Banter

A metaphor often used as a means of estimating or judging the level of craic being interchanged between a circle of friends. Rarely found amongst females. Its' embodiment could be a drinking vessel of any form, for example, a pint-sized tankard, beaker, bowl, cannikin, cup, demitasse, draught, mug, taster or tumbler.

During a phenomenal session of banter: 'The chalice of banter is over-flowing!'

Before a night out: 'Time to fill the chalice of banter!'

When a person with smelly chat contributes to a session too much: 'the chalice of banter has sprung a leak.'

by Paul Michael Edwards September 18, 2008

Golden Chalice

Leaving an inverted toilet plunger filled with urine propped up against the inside of a public toilet stall door, then climbing out the bottom of the side, leaving a booby-trap for the next victim.

When Dave opened up the toilet stall door, he got a Golden Chalice in the front of his pants.

by W.E. Coyote August 20, 2003

chalice chipper

Derogatory for someone who dates and/or marries a man who was in a Catholic seminary on their way to becoming a priest. Frowned upon because so few are becoming priests these days that the church doesn't want to lose any.

Did you hear she married Mathew!
Wasn't he in the seminary?
He dropped out just to be with her.
What a little chalice chipper!

by SaintA September 21, 2005

Utter chalice

Stuff that is crazy ass shiznit!

That crash was utter chalice!

by Jigs February 11, 2003

Venezuelan Chalice

When a man makes a chalice out of his scrotum, then he fills it up with beer, and then makes his partner drink the beer.

Oh dude, my gf totally drank from my Venezuelan Chalice last night!

by Illuminatti69 January 15, 2022