A word designating a kind of crappy Bulgarian sound that is based on pop and unintelligently (i.e. half-idiotically) manipulated ethno elements, and that pretends to be music, but cannot be farther away from it thanks to the zero artistic value it has. Singers are usually blond brainless girls with artifically enlarged lips and breasts (full of silicon) in order to hopelessly compensate for the lack of voice and artistic sense.
by Kea Van Embs April 8, 2010
Get the chalga mug.Chalga is opposite to Mozart's music - i.e. ugly, fly-by-night shadow of music. Chalga is ugly, bray, vomitory low-quality thing that makes you have a headache. Chalga is a dud effort to make some music.
by bebopper July 19, 2009
Get the CHALGA mug.When a chick claims she can't have sex because she's on her period. So you have her sit on a goblet and proceed to squeeze her tightly around the waist for 5 minutes. At the end of the 5 minutes you raise the cup for toast and drink its contents to prove you are the King of the land and that a little bit of blood don't phase you, so bitch ready to fuck now?
by Ranchgirls December 14, 2020
Get the Royal Chalice mug.The real definition of the word Chalinga is to mean something new. It is most commonly used in the regions of South America that speak Quechua.
Over time the word Chalinga has evolved in South America to become a slang word for something cool or awesome.
Over time the word Chalinga has evolved in South America to become a slang word for something cool or awesome.
Ex 1: Your new skateboard is chalinga!
Ex 2: Person 1: "I made over $2000 in commission today because I sold so many cars!" Person 2: "Chalinga!!"
Ex 2: Person 1: "I made over $2000 in commission today because I sold so many cars!" Person 2: "Chalinga!!"
by sportwhiz June 1, 2011
Get the Chalinga mug.A fucking magical person who will DESTORY your life. Everything I talk about centers back around to him. He is everything.
Person 1: Hey bro what got you into Kid Cudi?
Person 2: Timothée Chalamet. HE IS MY REASON FOR EVERYTHING.
Person 2: Timothée Chalamet. HE IS MY REASON FOR EVERYTHING.
by timotheechalametstan December 12, 2020
Get the Timothée Chalamet mug.Imagine a horse. Imagine the heap of horse-shits.
Are you with me?
Now, imagine the worm inside the horse-shits which is eating them (intestinal worm). Now, imagine the shits of that worm.
So, that bloody heap of smelly worm shits is chalga.
In other words, chalga is extracted shit from all dirt in the World.
God bless all who are not in Bulgaria and those that don’t know what is this chalga. Fucking chalga is everywhere in Bulgaria.
Are you with me?
Now, imagine the worm inside the horse-shits which is eating them (intestinal worm). Now, imagine the shits of that worm.
So, that bloody heap of smelly worm shits is chalga.
In other words, chalga is extracted shit from all dirt in the World.
God bless all who are not in Bulgaria and those that don’t know what is this chalga. Fucking chalga is everywhere in Bulgaria.
by ToDoR April 8, 2005
Get the chalga mug.Catchy music because of the same beat being repeated over and over again. Sung in bulgarian but the melody is usually turkish. The sluts who sing it have probably spent there life savings on plactic surgery and were probably drunk when they decided to be chalgagiki
by Matzka July 24, 2008
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