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count chocula

when a man/woman preforms fellatio on a fecal stick.
that bitch was so dirty... after i took a dump she went to the bathroom, grabbed my shit and pulled a count chocula!
by Erik K December 6, 2006
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craculating

Hey Big Vince, What is craculating?
by Tomm Bauerr April 2, 2007
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count chocula

When a man goes down on a woman and she is on the part of her period that there is a dark brown discharge (usually the beginning or end of the period)
I went down on you and now I'm count chocula, a-ha
by the count97555 July 8, 2011
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Choculation

n.- "Meditation in the presence of food causing the secretion of choculatory fluids at an increased rate." A good choculama can choculate for extended periods of time, even out of the physical presence of food. To reach choculation, one passes through the divine. Another way to reach this divine is through starvation, though that is sacrilegious.
After visiting Fat Man's Row, ordering a tub of chicken, a quarter pounder with cheese and two stuft burritos, I almost experienced choculation.
by chewy and chocula September 28, 2004
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caculator

The way unevolved primates pronounce "calculator," forgetting the first L. These types of people are the same type to mispronounce "library" as "liberry." If you ever meet one, please refrain from flash photography as it may scare the poor animal, and report to the Zoo.
Ape: Can I borrow a caculator shiiit man
Normal Fellow Human: Oh my god I'm calling the police
by Bigger Dick Rick December 1, 2017
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chaula

a inconspiciously short little person, native to the eastern coasts of northen america, also very rare.
by ramakrishanan April 12, 2007
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Chacala

A little Latino boy/ girls nightmare
Last night my mother beat me with the chacala
by Big daddy madei March 18, 2019
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