CFL

CFL-Chum For Life

Kay is my CFL

by M'Bitch November 15, 2017

CFL

Check for liquid. A type of fart.

If you hear someone let out a nasty one that sounds like they shit themselves, you can exclaim, "dude, CFL!"
Or a fart can be referred to as a "CFL" fart.

by Chuck T March 30, 2006

CFL

Crying From Laughing

I'm CFL. Is it that tough?

by Lahdeedah2 October 17, 2008

CFL

C.F.L. cry(ing) from laugher/laughing

when Alex ran strait into the stop sign yesterday, every one was CFL.

by marshalmelow November 03, 2010

CFL - constable for life!

CFL - Constable For Life; a police constable who elects to remain a constable; not wanting to take on higher titles, i.e Sergeant, Supervisor, Inspector, Chief; preferring to work in the trenches, saying NO to a white shirt position; never forgetting where he came from; what made him!

"CFL - constable for life!"

Sergeant: "are you going to move up the law enforcement ladder any time soon there 20 yr medal"?

Constable: "nah, I'm good at what I do, enforcing the law, putting bad guys where they belong...

Sergeant: "sounds like you're part of the; CFL - constable for life"

Constable: "part of it; hell I'm the founder of it; besides, it would cut into my favourite past time of collecting shoulder flashes"! Besides, you need me to make you look good Sergeant"!

Sergeant: "boys will be boys; you're right though, I need you to keep making me look good; you truly are a 20 year medal worth keeping around"! CFL - constable for life

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by winnipegdude March 13, 2013

cfl

when "laughing out loud" (lol) just doesn't cut it now you can be "crying from laughter" (cfl)

just use cfl instead of lol or HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH or any ridiculously out of control hysteria!

by crackfoxy April 23, 2011

CFL

This is also known as Communist Feminist Liberal. Most female English teachers are CFL and probably went to the women's march and still believe in Hillary

Mrs.D our English teacher denied the Bengahazi reports and that Hillary never killed anyone, she a CFL a communist feminist liberal .

by JKCECVHISN5039102 February 17, 2017