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Cramifications

The result of two dongs attempting to go into separate holes of a female, and in the process cram their dongs into the same hole.
My buddies Otto and Keith were attempting to hammer a girl, and as they were about to do some double penetrating, they ended up in the same hole and the cramifications from it resulted in them blowing loads on each others cock in the hole
by Tee Cee Deez March 3, 2020
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Creaming the salad

1) Pouring mayonnaise onto your salad
2) Pouring 'Mayonnaise' onto your wife
1* He could never start eating his greens until he had creamed the salad
2* He ravaged me every night, each time the new day broke I looked forward to him creaming the salad
by LordChicken88 January 12, 2015
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Creamie Weamie

When you proceed to brutally pound a sandman until he no longer bombs your school.
Friend 1: Yo did you heard what Johnny did to Osama Bin Laden
Friend 2: I heard he gave him such a good Creamie Weamie, that he can longer suicide bomb schools.
by Themanwhoshitshimself January 22, 2021
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CERAIAH

CERAIAH is the nicest, prettiest ,and most big tiddy bitch you will ever meet

she will always ask you for answers on tests and she'll always ask you for food and SHE WONT EVER BREAK GIRL CODE UNLIKE SO OF HER "FRIENDS"
gir 1 l:did you see ceraiah pants today?
girl 2: OMG yes she has such a phat ass!
girl 3: i wish i was built like that shes so pretty.
by hogwartsfan17 March 30, 2023
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Creamie

An attractive woman.

A man may use this as a way to express interest in mating with said woman.

Synonyms:
Baddie
Hottie
Sharmin
Dime
1-“Dawg, there’s some creamies out today”
2-“I know brother, I wish to mate with them as well”
1-“Indeed. Would you wish to mate with me?”
2-Are you a creamie little boy?”
1-“Yes I’m a creamie, but the Lord does not permit our desires”
2-“agreed. For a good woman is like a fine wine.”
by Harvard Professors Are Dumb August 10, 2023
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creaming the corn

verb: code name for masturbation. a play on words seeing that an ear of corn is the penis and the cream is the result of the act.
"OMG! I just walked in on my brother creaming the corn!"
by wzylvr09 July 1, 2009
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ice-creaming

the act of masturbation while keeping the hand in operation as cold as possible. The master bater will usually keep a bucket of ice to dunk the free hand in, alternating hands to maintain a nice frosty sensation. Upon ejaculation, the ice creamer will simultaneously dunk their genitals into the ice bucket, thus "icing" their "cream". Screaming is optional, but highly recommended.
Did you hear what happened to that kid?

What happened?

He got frost bite on his cock from ice-creaming.

No fucking way!

That's right asshole, fucking frostbite.
by Whoopi Goldberg January 22, 2007
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