anal contusion

When you injure your anus without actually hurting the tissue

Bro i fucked up my anus yesterday.
What happened?'
My girls strap on gave me a anal contusion

by Fizzmain February 10, 2018

Cooch Contusion

Painful bruising that results from a Smash Bang fusion.

I hope your muscles warmed up, you caaan’t be lazy (Get loose)
This is what I like to call Smash Bang fusion
Gotta focus, mama don’t wanna get a "Cooch Contusion"

by Oreosbestfriend March 20, 2011

Centurian Race

Take a shot of beer every minute for 100 minutes.

Lets try to pull off a Centurian Race.

by Lostyyy July 14, 2006

cinturon

The Spanish word meaning "Belt," usually used by Mexican fathers to beat their child's ass.

CLEAN YOUR ROOM OR YOU GET EL CINTURON

by Mase Seggy March 25, 2021

21st centurian

a maker of 21st century memes (nonsensical, rambunctious, ironic video edits)

ex. startup.mp4, onlyshitposts, stdabbers, whimsikit, _fujitive, kaney.east, meme._.tacos, fruitpunch.mp4, jawlessjenkins, reallynotsillyy

With his ironic humor and obnoxious editing style, his popularity as a 21st centurian skyrocketed.

by whimsikit January 10, 2023

Cetrion

Cetrion is a name that means virtue and light.

Cetrion embodies virtue and light

by Lekyler June 28, 2019

centurians helmet

the act of placing one testicle in each eye socket of a girland then droopings ones penis down the length of her nose, thus resulting in your penis forming a similar protective barrier than that of a roman centurions helmet.

google image it "centurians helmet" with safe search off... could be interesting.

by milothesuperdog October 15, 2008