cellulite skirt

a mini skirt usually worn by a obese woman at a music festival showing off her cellulite infested thighs

yo bro don't look over there..

*looks* OMG! i think she has a case of cellulite skirt

by baddazoner February 26, 2011

cellulite

the cottage cheese looking substance that jiggles around by your fat sections

Ugh dude look at the chicks cellulite on her ass, gross!

by jlo June 14, 2003

Celluless

To not be in possession of a mobile or cellular phone.

My mom took my phone away, I've been celluless for so long now!

by ebalbed June 2, 2007

Cellulite Blurbles

Those sickening marbley nodules of fat that appear prominently on the thighs of 200 pound cows (2 legged variety) that roam the beaches of summer.

All males that see Cellulite Blurbles are blind to overweight women for life.

by Colin F. Young November 5, 2004

cellulite city

(Adjective) a phrase that describes any female or groups of females who have an excessive amount of Cellulite (i.e. cottage cheese, orange peel appearance) all over their legs, thighs, and or stomach.

Mike's pool party was packed with a bunch of fat ugly skanks with TONS of cellulite and nasty tattoos. Talk about cellulite city!

by Rubylicious83 June 4, 2016

cellulite

That rippling snot-consistency stuff that your mother is constantly talking about removing.

Fo shizzle, dude... Your mom's ass would look tight if it wasn't for that big blotch of cottage cheese cellulite on her thighs.

by Dabuek August 12, 2004

cellulite ocean

Someone who has so much cellulite that it jiggles and undulates like the ocean.

I was fucking your mom but before I came i drowned in her "cellulite ocean".

by Mombanger March 10, 2008