Cellutarded

When you receive a text on your cell phone long after the point the other person was trying to make has passed.

(for people that get off work @ 5) receiving the test that says "damn, still one hour left" at 4:34
girl 1: You don't get off work til 5:30? I thought it was 5.
girl 2: I do get off at 5, my phone was being cellutarded

by MavsFanCLH January 26, 2010

cellotomy

Removal of the cell phone from someone who just can't let it go. Also cellectomy (from the roots cell phone + lobotomy/appendectomy)

That girl is talking so loud on her cell, you can hear her lifestory all over the supermarket.

Yeah, she needs a cellotomy!

or

The woman sitting next to me at the poetry reading could not stop texting, she needs a cellectomy

by thesalad June 12, 2011

cellutights

Someone with cellulite, who wears clothing so tight, it takes on the form of the cellulite it is covering.

Look, that woman is wearing purple cellutights.

by judgeme February 5, 2013

Champiez Callouts

When you call out a point in Domination in Hypixel Warlords when nobody is around you.

Player A: APOLLO!!
Player B: Bro stop doing Champiez Callouts!

by XandaSquad December 15, 2023