Tactical Collision

A fancy, and professional way of saying that you are going to ram something on the battlefield.or other situation.

man 1"Sir, what do we do? weapons systems are down and the enemy ship is tearing us apart!"
man 2 " I am gonna have to go for a tactical collision"
man 1 "Wait, you are going to ram them? you crazy!"

by cod player47,956,1234 December 14, 2016

cellist

The best kind of string player, capable of making a large piece of wood vibrate with ease.

That cellist has amazing hands.

by Adrian B. November 9, 2003

Cellsnot

A cellsnot is a person.

A cellsnot has a unhealthy relationship with their cell phone.
A cellsnot is capable of not knowing how to have human contact

I think my child is becoming a cellsnot and I am worried about my child becoming an adult and not knowing how to have face to face contact with real life people I think mb he/she has more of a relationship with a cell phone than with family and/or friends .

by PRETTY IN COPPER January 26, 2017

Cellitarian

One who abstains from the use of animal agriculture meat, instead opts for the consumption of cell cultured and cultivated meat. This individual consumes other animal products that are produced via cellular agriculture.

Angelique is a Cellitarian who is fond of consuming cultivated salmon.

by angarchives June 25, 2022

thesauric collision

N. Describes the fairly common occurrence amongst literate types, in which two synonymous or near-synonymous words are spoken somewhat atop each other, resulting in the creation of such phrases as "dramastic", "grood," and "for suretain." While these phrases have been used intentionally, true thesauric collisions only result from accidental construction of such phrases.

While Leeroy was at the cocktail party, he accidentally subjected the words "sweet" and "nice" to a thesauric collision, and thus told the Swedish ambassador to the UN that his expensive new martini glass was "swice."

by TerraForce October 22, 2006

Daqan Celis

Literally translated as "Culture Back," the phrase Daqan Celis separated refers to a return to Somalia, the motherland. Daqan Celis recounts how adolescents in the Somali community lose touch with their culture and need to be taken back home to reconnect themselves with it. It's a hilarious way to tell someone that they're absolutely crap in Somali or that there too "Westernized." It's also used to describe those who can't speak Somali. Either way, If someone ever tell you that you need Daqan Celis, take them seriously my friend! 🤣

"maxaad u hadlaysaa waxaad u baahan tahay Daqan Celis 😂" translated: "why are you talking you need Daqan Celis 😂"

or

"You need Daqan Celis ASAP my friend."

by H99BA July 17, 2022

Brain cells

Something that you barely have.

You use your brain to think, but u don't have any brain cells, so it's a FUCKIN waste to explain what it FUCK it is you Dildo helicopter.

by Brain cells May 23, 2018