Noisy Cricket

The tiny gun given to J in MIB that causes a bigger explosion than your average brick of C4.

Zed: Kay, give the kid a weapon.
-Kay opens a chest filled with intergalactic guns. He picks up a large rifle-
Kay: A Series Four De-atomizer.
Jay: That's what I'm talkin' about.
Kay: -picks up a very tiny gun and gives it to Jay- Noisy Cricket.
Jay: -stares the weapon in disgust- Hey, Kay, nah nah. Come on, man, y-you get a Series Four De-atomizer and I-I get a little - little midget cricket?
Kay: -notices Jay is pointing the gun in his direction- WHOA! kid...
-grabs the arm Jay is holding the weapon with and points it away from him-
Jay: Feel like I'm gonna break this damn thing.

by zomiaen October 25, 2008

Tickle your Cricket

An Asian euphamism for masturbation, self gratification. One may only tickle their own cricket. Once tickled by it's master, the cricket will stand at attention.

Dude, I totally walked in on this guy tickling his cricket. Do you tickle your cricket?

by R2John2 May 3, 2009

Exotic Cricket

When a motherfucker looks clapped as fuck and has an oval ass face, they are referred to as the most exotic species of cricket available on the black market.

"Ey pussyo, you lookin like an exotic cricket, where you mama birthed you, in a shed, retarded lookin ass"

by The pampering pope March 2, 2021

Blue gum moon cricket

An old African-American from the streets, one who probably wears khakis of various colors with a flannel shirt and is carrying around some sort of alcoholic beverage in brown paper bag.

Yo, did ya'll peep Mr. Johnson down on W. 63rd? He a straight up blue gum moon cricket!

by jweezy13 April 25, 2011

Cedric Bixler Zavala

Singer of the band The Mars Volta as well as past band At The Drive-In. Mexican, Crisp Blue Eyes, Back Afro Styled Hair, with a mixture of salsa and spasmic dancing. High pitched singing and a various amount of moans and yells represnted by the labyrinth of a story/lyrics written by this man.

"Do you know who Cedric Bixler Zavala is?"
"Yes! THE MOST AMAZING SINGER AND SONG WRITER EVER?"
"You forgot something."
"What..?"
"HE'S INCREDIBLY HANDSOME!"

by DolphinGirl October 4, 2005

Cedricism

Cedricism is a school of philosophical thought were you are literally absolutely dumbfounded by other people's incompetence. Its very difficult to concretely describe, but it is essential that you assume yourself to be the emperor of all reason. The behaviour of a cedrician would typically include sitting right at the back of a philosophy class, reclining in jest. A cedrician will then go on to chortle to himself as people make suggestions, head facing the sky in amusement. He will then continue to laugh at intellectually-based poor humour, much like the ultimate articulation of rick and morty fans. All cedricians are restricted by rules, but if they were not, they would most likely lie naked, farting in dismissal at other people's logic and reasoning, puffing on an absolutely enormous cigar. If he were ever to grace the world with a suggestion of his own ideas, a cedrician would present them as if he is rationing peasants mere titbits of his superior knowledge, by using a laughably conversational tone.

Person 1: "formal logic is good in some instances, but sometimes it might take a two hour reading session just to prove that 1 + 1 doesn't equal 5"

learned scholar in cedricism: *laughs condescendingly, puffs on cigar, and burps in disapproval*

by rory39 November 7, 2017

*crickets*

The sound of silence. In wilderness areas during the still of the night, all that can be heard is the sound of crickets chirping.

"I asked him where things stand on the contract. All I heard was.... (crickets)."
"She promised to give me a progress report last week. Since then --- *crickets* "

by WmB December 22, 2013