Camp Schwab

The Absolute worst place you can be forced to live or work at. Sausage feast followed with alcoholism, depression, high suicide rates and the shittiest chow hall known to man. The only girls on the base are pretty much dudes with vaginas and after about a month there you'll fuck anything with a hole on it. Base gets new people all the time who think they're "deployed" when really they're just cheating on their significant other with a nasty ass local who probably has the clap. They also end up buying out all the alcohol because they don't do shit besides bitch and moan about their 6 months stuck in the devil's armpit. They fill up the gym and ruin it even more for the borderline suicidal fucks who are already stuck there for 2 or 3 years because they want to work out but order a fucking pizza every night and make the delivery times on base go from fast to slower than a fucking snail because they all order the same shit. It's also the only base on the island to not have a taco bell and we got stuck with a shitty popeyes, an overpriced pizza hut, and soggy ass subway and an above par burger king that doesn't fucking deliver. So if you're in the Marines or Navy and you get orders to this fucking base I highly recommend fighting to get orders to another place or jump off a balcony and land head first because if you don't do it now you'll eventually do it later down the road at Camp Schwab

"Hey dude, how did you like Camp Schwab?"

"I'd rather fuck my asshole with a cactus then go back to Camp Schwab"

by SaltyAssMarine April 28, 2020

camp takota

A film starring Youtube stars Grace Helbig, Mamrie Hart and Hannah Hart in which the girls' beloved childhood camp is under threat from the technology-obsessed Jared who wishes to "update" the place. The stars fight back, and find love along the way. Obviously that love is with each other and no one else because they ship Hartsquaredbig and what's that sorry I can't hear you over the canons and by that I mean it is canon bye

Me: Have you seen Camp Takota yet?
Friend: No what is it
Me *Gives you the ring finger*
Friend: What are you-
Me: You're not worth the middle finger.
Friend What the f-
Me: You'd get it if you wATCHED THE DAMN MOVIE

Me: Camp Takota was made independently by three young women who specialise in new media and through online download sales alone the movie broke even within 4 days.
Friend: Sounds good. Is there a link to watch it for free? I don't wanna pay for it
Me:
Me:
Me: *dials number* Yes hello, Gil? Imma need you to cut a bitch.

by ceilingnose July 13, 2014

Dove Campaign for Real Beauty

A marketing campaign disguised as a Public Service Announcement. A series of ads by Dove/Unilever featuring several thick-waisted, moderately attractive women that are supposed to change the face of beauty, er, sell lots of soap. Mainly appeal to insecure, middle class female bloggers who can't deal with the fact that there are women out there who are thinner and prettier than themselves or their overindulged daughters. The revelation that many of these ads had been heavily airbrushed has pretty much brought this nonsense to an end.

Laura: I bought the Dove firming cream because the Dove Campaign for Real Beauty is trying to make women love their bodies as they are.

Caitlin: If our bodies are beautiful as they are, why do we need firming cream?

by St Veronica July 7, 2010

Camp Sweeney

1. a summer camp for diabetics near Gainesville, Texas.
2. the most AMAZING PLACE EVER.
3. a place where friendship begins, but never ends.

Sorry, man, I can't go to Europe with you and your family. I'm going somewhere better. I'm going to Camp Sweeney!

by KatalinaCastle November 10, 2009

Camp Half-Blood

Camp Half-Blood is from the best selling series "Percy Jackson and the Olympians", and sequel series "The Heroes Of Olympus", by Rick Riordan. Camp Half-Blood is the home of the Half-Blood children of the ancient Greek gods and goddesses, and several creatures from Greek Mythology (Including satyrs, nypmhs, harpies, and a friendly Hellhound.) The camp is currently run by the camp director, Mr. D (Also known as Dionysus) And the Activities Director, Chiron, the centaur. Camp Half-Blood includes a pegasus stable, strawberry field, cabins, lava rock wall, forest, canoeing lake, archery range, arts&crafts, armory, forge, and camp store. Each cabin has a councelor: Perseus (Percy) Jackson, of Poseidon, Annabeth Chase, of Athena, Katie Gardner, of Demeted, Silena Beauregard(Deceased), Drew, and Piper Mclean(As of The Lost Hero), of Aphrodite, Luke Castellan (Deceased) Connor and Travis Stole, of Hermes, Charles Beckendorf (Deceased), Jake Mason, and Leo Valdez(As of The Lost Hero) Of Hephaestus, presumably Thalia Grace (Liutenant of the Huntresses of Artemis), of Artemis, Michael Yew (Deceased), Lee Fletcher (Deceased), and Will Solace, of Apollo, Clarrise La Rue, of Ares, Pollux (Deceased) and Castor, of Dionysus, and Nico Di Angelo of Hades. The camp is mostly summer only, but has several campers who need to stay year round for protection from monsters in the outside world.

"Camp Half-Blood, Keeping Young Heroes Safe from Harm (Mostly) For Over Three Millennia"
"The landscape was dotted with buildings that looked like ancient Greek architecture--an open-air pavilion, an amphitheater, a circular arena--except they all looked brand new, their white marble columns sparkling in the sun. In a nearby sandpit, a dozen high school-age kids and satyrs plated volleyball. Canoes glided across a small lake. Kids in bright orange T-shirts like Grover's were chasing each other around a cluster of cabins nestled in the woods. Some shot targets at an archery range. Others rode horses down a wooded trail, and, unless I was hallucinating, some of their horses had wings."-An excerpt from Percy Jackson and the Olympians Book One: The Lightning Thief, by Rick Riordan, pages 61-62.

by That One Epic Person You Know December 6, 2011

Debate Camp

The title given to any number of hellish weeks spent at a university over summer practicing debate. At camp, students learn the fundamentals of debate as well as strategy, theory, and how to run strange post-modern arguments that only fellow debaters and experienced judges will understand. Students will also learn the art of staying awake for 4 days at a time, that espresso is its own food group, and how to acquire drugs in a foreign city. Days of camp are typically 7am-3am and some weeks there will be as many hours of sleep as there are arms on a Ugandan refugee. Students are likely to return home with a permanent carpet texture to their face (acquired by sleeping in the isles of law libraries), excessive kritiks and Kantian quotes, an appreciation for adderall and a deep relationship with their laptop.

"Where have you been all summer?"-Boy 1
"Oh sorry, I have been at Stanford for debate camp the past three weeks. I'm sure we can arrange a library or coffee meeting if you would like to look over my flows from practice rounds"-Boy 2

by stoprantingwhitedevil April 16, 2009

Summer Camp Syndrome

Developing an attraction, when confined and secluded to a small group, to someone you would not normally look at outside of the group. Also occurs in at school, in work places and on tour buses.

"Jimbo is totally not my type, but he's the cutest one here, so why not?"

"Ew. You've got summer camp syndrome."

by girlbot August 11, 2009