George Carlin

The originator of "Truth Comedy," and the One True God

"I wouldn't fuck her with a stolen dick!"

by the_ruiner June 17, 2004

George Carlin

George Carlin is the funniest comedian that has ever lived. George Carlin is responsible for the original list of "7 words you can't say on T.V." A man who never cares who he may offend, as long as he has SOMEONE pissing themselves laughing.

George Carlin Quotes

"Atheism is a non-prophet organization"

"People with low self-esteem have earned it"

"Let's give credit where credit is due, and admit that scotch tape was a really good idea"

by NikSno May 22, 2006

answering a higher calling

To act in service to a higher i.e. more noble cause, a greater good. Often indicating an action undertaken at the behest of a Higher Power, such as a supreme being or deity, or some conception of justice and the morally right; motivation for personal growth and/or individual sacrifice for the greater good.

The lawyer quit her lucrative position as a private defense attorney and instead became a low paid public defender because she was answering a higher calling.

by Nacho Momma May 4, 2015

Calling Shotgun

Claiming the front seat in the car. see riding shotgun

me: i call shotgun
my sister: dammit!

by bezzzie1 April 30, 2004

calling Tyrus, Typhus

Calling 6'8" powerlifter and wrestler Tyrus, Typhus (a disease germ) is a good way to get hurt!

Don't go calling Tyrus, Typhus!

by I, Wreckerrr December 7, 2020

George Carlin

Didn't George Carlin say, "'Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "HOLY SHIT....WHAT A RIDE!"', or something like that?

good life clown fun George Carlin

by birdofprey May 20, 2009

Are you calling me fat?

A random response to any question or statement thrown at you by others.

Something you say to make it sound as if the other person is trying to insult you, even if they're not.

Guy: I like your shirt.
Girl: Are you calling me fat?

Girl: Your hair looks shorter.
Guy: Are you calling me fat?

by K_Lizzle November 16, 2006