caucasianitis

Caucasianitis is also known as The White People Disease, Inflammation of the Caucasian,Being White, The White guy/chick, Whitey, cracker, or Being Caucasian.

This disease inflicts approximately 65% of people in the United States, and approximately one billion people across the world. No one knows the origins of Caucasianitis, just that it started somewhere in Europe back in 4004 BC

The Symptoms of Caucasianitis are...
-Pale skin that easily burns
-Round eyes
-Lack of rhythm

-Inability to dance

-Inability to jump high
-General disadvantage at sports
-Enjoying nascar
-Drinking beer excessively

-Facebooking way too much.
-Fondness for Daughtry, bland food and starbucks
-Constant need to say things like 'all righty!' and 'no biggie!'
-Deliberately becoming overly intoxicated resulting in vomiting and/or forgetting the event the next day
-Drive volvo stations wagons
-eats at picnics

-eats sun chips
-Picking their own Fruit
-Liking Conan O’Brien
-Getting stupid/ironic tattoos.

"Jerome, what you doin' watchin' NASCAR?"
"I enjoy it."
"Oh gurl. You got that white-people disease, Caucasianitis."
"All righty, please pass me the Sun Chips."

by THE_AE May 23, 2010

caucasian waterfall

When your girl is taking a piss and you piss between her legs at the same time.

"I gotta go pee," said Jaquinta
"Shit, so do I," said Desean.
"Together?" Jaquinta inquired.
"You mean a Caucasian Waterfall?? Hell Yea!" DeSean replied.

by Whittal Man January 19, 2010

The Caucasian Clap

One of the many ways that you, too, can dance like a white guy. It's simple: Raise your hands in the air and clap repeatedly, more or less to the beat. Akin to the Point to the Lord and the Cracker Squirm.

Everyone on the dance floor was doing the Caucasian Clap.

by Trilly, Emzy Lou and Blondie May 2, 2006

Caucasian Overload

Caucasian Overload, is when a person (doesn't matter the color) is either overwhelmed or has had too much exposure to white people. There may be a point to where the person begins to talk or act like a white kid, to help filter one's insanity. The person can also become so friggin' sick of white people that they begin purposely avoid or ignore them.

George (a black kid) grew up in a suburban town and went to a rich private school and began to experience night terrors and split personality disorder due to his overexposure to white causing him to lose both his roots and mind. George suffered a Caucasian Overload

by $wag Preacher January 11, 2014

Caucasian Mojo

A name for a white man that is really good at sex and is mainly really good on the Xbox 360 Live.

Caucasian Mojo killed the hole entire team.

by that one Grant guy March 30, 2009

Caucasian Confusion

When saltine people (whites, crackers) are confused and essentially, a mess.

Did you hear? Jerry forgot it was illegal and started dating his sister again.

Darn that caucasian confusion!

by sexyflurydadyhotshrikewasowski November 21, 2016

Caucasian 5

The VCE subjects (year 12 in Victoria, Australia) chosen by Caucasian students, it is the opposite of the Asian 5. Usually are: Mainstream English, Further mathematics, Business Management, Food Technology, Physical Education (PE) and HHD (Health and Human Development) in year 11 or Media in year 12. All subjects that scale down.

Hayden: Bro, I wanna be a tradie when I get outta school but I still wanna graduate
Dylan: sick bro, you better do the Caucasian 5

by Hugh jasssss October 7, 2020