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catsuni

A term used to describe a girl that lets guys snort a line of coke off her ass.
Friend: Dude, that girl was such a catsuni.

Friend2: I know right, her ass was so nice, not to mention that fine ass coke.
by BigJOnnyCocker December 5, 2016
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Catsplaining

n.

Cats-plaining.

1. explaining things like you would to your cat(s)./ explaining things to your cat, as if it were human.

2. Talking to other human beings like you would to your cat(s)

3. Explaining everything by the way it relates to cats.

4. Rationalizing things according to how a cat would do it.

5. Internet.
1.

"Mr.MeowMeow how many times do i have to keep catsplaining to you... mommy's guest is not your scratch tree. It hurts Mr.Friend when you scratch him."

"I understand that upsets you, But let me catsplain something to you. Once my cat is bothered by that too. She usually attacks it and bites it's head off. Maybe you should try it too?"

"I'm only on the internet for the cats"
by Catlady24 April 26, 2013
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Catsunami

A huge wave of cats attacking at once, caused by the presence of a disturbing element. Injuries from such an attack are usually fatal.
After the tsunami swallowed North East Japan, the Catsunami caught up with Sukirt, the Japanese Sikh living in Dubai. He was pronounced deadmau5 by the paramedics this morning.
by TEAM RG April 21, 2011
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catspeed

1. Behaviour typical of the nature of a cat.

2. To choose to move at the speed of light or not at all depending on the mood.
Three cats were sleeping on the lounge, I dropped my keys and in that split second one cat disappeared, one cat scratched me, the other cat rolled over, yawned, then wished me a safe journey.. Catspeed my son, catspeed.
by 1964kev May 20, 2019
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catspider

Something which looks somewhat like a cat and somewhat like a spider. Often appear in internet hoaxes involving fog and trees. Often a threat towards noobs
Didn't make it in time? read teh thread matey or I'll set the Catspiders on you!
by candie-eyed October 26, 2004
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Catsuit

Catsuits may refer to tight-fitting body suits, basically made from latex material. They may also be in leather or pvc form. These are usually wore by women as a fetish purpose or fashion. Men can be strongly attracted to these.
Denise Richards in the movie "Undercover Brother", which was released in 2002, plays her role as a character in a tight, white, leather catsuit.
by doesitlikenoother June 6, 2010
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catspyjamas

awesome, great, cool; 1920s slang.
"That dress is the catspyjamas!"
by Kathy Selden September 26, 2011
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