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Standing 69 Cartwheel

A sexual move often performed by gymnasts or dancers. It involves both partners in the Standing 69 position usually with the lighter partner backwards. The standing partner proceeds with cartwheels until he or she hits an obstacle. This often results with both partners simultaneously tightening their jaws on the recieving partners genitals, which ultimately leads to severed genitals and/or severe cuts.
I did a Standing 69 Cartwheel with Kalee and she ended up biting my cock off when we ran into a wall. In return, I bit her clitoris off.
by Jay Danger June 2, 2007
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Mexican cartwheel

When you get stabbed in the poop shoot by a bull and make a full 360 before hitting the ground again.
Did you see Pedro when he did that Mexican cartwheel last week!?
by tentsquatawa October 6, 2009
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Dirty Cartwheel

When you do a one handed cartwheel past someone, and during this you:

1.Ejaculate

2.Vomit

3. Deficate

all three of these must be completed at exactly the same time to acomplish the dirty cartwheel. Although you don't need to do one while going past someone, you can simply do it for the relief.
Wow...I would never be acrobatic enough to pull off a dirty cartwheel on someone.

Man I felt the biggest relief in my entire life after I did a dirt cartwheel...it's like I'm 10 pounds lighter.
by kiribayashi March 3, 2008
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Irish Cartwheel

An Irish Cartwheel is when you go out with your buddies to the bar and you, and or one of them adopt a Irish accent for the night to pick up females. Can be done solo with much practice.
Oh shit, there's that girl I pulled the Irish Cartwheel on last night.
by Cartwheeling March 2, 2010
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steamy cartwheel

A person standing up takes hold of another person upside down in the standing 69 position. Both people move their heads as close to the other anus as possible before taking a shit and attempting a cartwheel.
Joe: "Garry you fancy being upside down this time in the steamy cartwheel"
Garry: "Only if we are quick, it isn't comfortable"
by Bowlzzz April 3, 2016
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Elephant-cartwheel

The act of bending ones own penis into ones own asshole.
Perv: Man I got so horney that my elephant did a cartwheel.
Friend: what’s an elephant-cartwheel?
by Rkellyspee February 6, 2018
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soul cartwheel

When you are talking to someone that you find attractive and out of nowhere you get a super crazy butterfly feeling but in your soul!
I was talking to this one female and I felt my soul cartwheel.
by q.brauer November 14, 2018
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