pulling a Cartman

A fat slob who is offensive, really funny and sadly trapped in the closet. He pretends to be into chicks but he would rather be a complete knob gobblin. In other words he is a real life adult version of the South Park character, Eric Cartman.

Our friend Scott is so funny and a slob like Belushi from Animal House. It is a shame that he would rather hide who he is and not come out of the closet. He is totally 'pulling a Cartman'.

by TedNugent October 8, 2013

Eric Cartman

the best south park character

eric cartman solos goku.

by niggadick9000 December 24, 2021

Eric Cartman

The fat friend. He's a pimp, an O.G., He's the s#!+.

Eric Cartman: "I'm not fat, I'm big-boned."

by Southparkfan November 19, 2005

Eric Cartman

jesus himself

Truman: Eric Cartman is so retarded
Gal: you cant say that Eric Cartman is jesus!

by dud licker October 11, 2021

eric cartman

a realy cool dude who should be president.

sieg heil eric cartman!!!!

by satans little whore September 26, 2005

Cartman Fatass

A guy/girl with an excessively large ass with a bountiful amount of cellulite. He/she is usually emotionally unstable and can be quite annoying.

You: Look at Sophia! Her ass is hanging so low from all that cellulite.
Friend: And to top it off, she's super annoying too!
You: She's definitely a Cartman Fatass!

by Psycho-kitty May 7, 2014

cartmansexual

a sexuality where you are only attracted to eric cartman, nobody else. it is very cartmanphobic to question this

That person is attracted to Eric Cartman, they are "cartmansexual".

by armylucas8709 March 31, 2023