carson

kid with a huge cock and balls and loves hot moms

there goes carson with another milf

by milflover69 November 23, 2021

carson

carson is a player.he plays aaa hockey.dont make him mad because then he will go through your trash at night.His eyebrows and eyes are to close together.he will make u happy but not really.his birthday is may 9th 2007 so don't forget to wish him a good one.his snapchat is smitnation44

its carsons birthday today wow i thought he was dead.

by jimmie blake May 07, 2020

carson

to jerk off sitting indian style with your non-dominate hand a very popular practice in leavenworth/lansing KS

dude, i talked with derek the other day and he told me to carson and i think it changed my life

by D-STAR March 30, 2007

carson

A person who is very bad at video games and just life in general. This person usually has weird fetishes for games with elves in them.

"Dude I'm carsoning so bad"
"Wow Jill, you are a such a carson with those elves"
"Bill didn't get the job? What a carson"

by teh_ownerer June 20, 2006

carson

the act of scratching your ass or junk in public and trying to make it not obvious when it totally is. most often done in a "casual way" when everyone happens to be looking.

"dude that chick was just carsoning TURN OFF"

by Poke me. April 03, 2011

carson

a very tall, tan person who has bird like wrists and no one likes but his girlfriend. If you have a carson, you are very lucky so don't let him go! Carsons tend to go after girls out of their league

Jane: That carson is pretty hot, but he looks really desperate
Lindsay: His name must be Carson

by Lifelifelife May 25, 2015

carson

One of the biggest fuckboys you will ever meet. He will be the best boyfriend ever and give you everything you want. Once he gets bored and wants something you won't give him he moves on and breaks your heart. He's a real ass hole.

Girl~your such a Carson just leave me alone
Boy~ how could you say that I'm way better than a Carson

by Erin the great and fabulous March 19, 2017