carrots and peanut butter

This is when a ginger man has a woody and covers it with his partners feces. He then lets his partner have a taste. This person MUST bite the woody, which causes the ginger man to bitch slap his partner and furthermore cock slap him/her. The ginger then samples the carrots and peanut butter.

Dude, I had the freshest carrots and peanut butter last night.

carrots and peanut butter by weeewooo June 26, 2009

carrots and celery 

carrots and celery are the best snacks in the world!!!! U MUST EAT WITH RANCH DRESSING/DIP or else they are gross

carrots and celery being eaten by a bunny

carrots and celery by prettiep October 22, 2008

Carrots and Onions 

To sit in a hot tub with one or more person and just stew.

Hey babe, wanna go carrots and onions with me after dinner?

Carrots and Onions by heyousup March 10, 2007

carrots and breadsticks 

when your friend or someone you know screws someone who they are not supposed to. For example their professors, cousins etc

Carrots and breadsticks! You did the carrots and breadsticks..... you whore

carrots and breadsticks by poopedonlife February 26, 2014

carrots who eat girls 

The best kind of carrots.

I like carrots who eat girls.

carrots who eat girls by bruhthisismyhandle August 19, 2021

Carrots and sticks 

Carrots and sticks

Learn the carrots and sticks in this industry

Carrots and sticks by anonymous September 15, 2025

just eat your carrots and broccolli 

used instead of the phrases

1) "don't ask too many stupid/irrelevant questions and just do as you are told,

2 )just shut up and accept things the way they are.

3) go to your corner and think about what you have done; you have been punished for a specific reason

4) work hard using the legendary Protestant work ethic and in the end you will be rewarded

a boy, breakfast, asks his dad:

boy: dad, why do i have to go to class?

dad: because it's fun, you can socialize with people outside the family circle, George. And you gain knowledge that will later permit you to make something out of yourself. And, please, because I am in a bad mood since yesterday, having gotten a parking ticket, please just eat your carrots and broccolli. Then just pick up your things.

just eat your carrots and broccolli by Uncle Dimma October 29, 2012