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"So, I tried to get Isaiah Jaegar to join up with us, but he refused."
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Get the Caravan Budbudder mug.A noob caravan is a natural occurence in almost all multiplayer video games. It is when a group of noobs, tired of being ownd on their own, decide to form a pack.
Even though they are together they still stand no chance of survival. they will often blindly shoot at anything that startles them. If freindly fire is on, they are even more dangerous to themselves than to others.
Often, one of the noobs will rise up and be the leader of the caravan, even though he is slightly better than the rest, he is nothing but a trained noob.
Here are 3 easy steps to find out if you have joined a noob caravan!!
1. Are you and others blindly firing right at the ground with full sensitivity on?
2. Does each member have at least 4 numbers in their name?
3. Do you try to use your group strength to dodge enemy bullets?
Well if any of those apply, you have found yourself a noob caravan!!!
Even though they are together they still stand no chance of survival. they will often blindly shoot at anything that startles them. If freindly fire is on, they are even more dangerous to themselves than to others.
Often, one of the noobs will rise up and be the leader of the caravan, even though he is slightly better than the rest, he is nothing but a trained noob.
Here are 3 easy steps to find out if you have joined a noob caravan!!
1. Are you and others blindly firing right at the ground with full sensitivity on?
2. Does each member have at least 4 numbers in their name?
3. Do you try to use your group strength to dodge enemy bullets?
Well if any of those apply, you have found yourself a noob caravan!!!
potat0salad392053: (talking to noob caravan followers) FINNALLY!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!1!!one!!!!!!!!! WE CAN NOW NOT GET OWNED, WE CAN USE OUR COMBINED STRENGTH TO DO SUPER HUMAN ABILITIES!
The_Yellow_Dart: i sense a noob caravan!
The_Yellow_Dart: i sense a noob caravan!
by Mayah Beeeeeee August 21, 2009
Get the Noob Caravan mug.(v) To have a faction well established in Faerunian lore get wtfpwned by a completely contrived DM plot device with no bearing whatsoever on the actual campaign setting or events.
See: Deus ex machina
See: Deus ex machina
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